#about bruce;

[cowled]

cass is curious if bruce has contingency plans for his children.

The most obvious answer is yes, of course he does. There's not a single iota in this man that wouldn't make plans for them. In a weird way, it's how Bruce shows he cares, because his planning all stems from—what is the worst thing that can happen? How can we plan to stop it? How can we plan to minimize any causalities, injuries, etc. ?

The kids are a part of those scenarios in his head. He's still very much a paranoid man, and constantly going over the worst things that could happen and it obviously takes a toll on him, but he does it because he is a scared of losing them. ANY OF THEM.

These plans very much are based on the rest of the kids helping or jumping in to bring the others back to the cave safely (and yes he has mini cells somewhere for that specific reason)

If the kids ever find them, of course, they'll question him, but they're not going anywhere, because it reassures him. It's a fucked comfort blanket for sure, but hey, never say never when it comes to the bat family.

[cowled]

Do those knife/spikes that pop out of batman's gauntlet, are they actually practical in a fight or do they just help the suit look cooler?

It depends on who’s writing him, honestly. He’s been seen slashing at people with them, using them to even cut lines. They’re as much a weapon as the rest of the gauntlet. Oh, and he can launch the spikes at people as well. So, it’s just whoever is writing him at the time and if they decide to remember that the spikes are there. 

[cowled]

1/??? Batman being a sarcastic shit 

[cowled]

DATING INFORMATION.

NAME :  Bruce Thomas Wayne THEIR PROFESSION :  vigilante, most stubborn man in the universe, batdad, rich guy #903242039 WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND :  in their bed, in a batcave, visiting his parent’s graves, brooding over a gargoyle, on a rooftop, in the watchtower  FAVOURITE FOOD TYPE :  a good steak FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK :  whiskey, wine FAVOURITE TRAIT :  his detection skills: it’s something that he built up himself. years and years of study and training so he can become one of the world’s greatest detectives  WHERE THEY WOULD GO ON A DATE :  honestly anywhere, but taking him somewhere he couldn’t go---where he couldn’t go with his money--- is something special  IDEAL GIFT :  anything relating to the grey ghost, zoro, or csi nerdery  WHEN WILL THEY DRINK ALCOHOL :  to relax, usually he drinks wine when he’s the cave and going over files  HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY GO TO BED :  several usually if it’s someone he’s getting to know as Bruce Wayne but probably 2-3 if he’s himself. It’s not hard for Bruce to sleep with someone (he’s gotten caught in the moment a few times) but it’s building something romantic that’s harder.

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