#about moosh

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David, bby you're not clever.

(Love you)

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Here's a picture of my cat, Clementine!

And Spookie!

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What's your gender?

I'm a walking disaster of a man 😤👍

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Wait your trans?

No I'm Paul, 22, sagittarius, and a literal disappointment to everyone around me.

(Yes, I'm trans)

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Get to know me!

Tagged by: @some-piece @alice1290 @gomugomugimmemeat

Rules: Answer some questions and tag some bloggers you want to know better!

Name: Paul

Height: 167cm (5′6)

Nicknames: Moosh by my followers, Pail by my boyfriend, and '*slurs*' by my family 🤗

Gender: male (ftm)

Sexuality: bisexual

Languages: English, a little Polish, Norwegian.

Nationality: Norwegian (but I lived in the US most of my life)

Current time: 4:03 pm

Favorite season: literally anything than summer I don't deal with heat well.

Favorite scent: (the smell of homophobes being dragged through the dirt) Sorry not to be specific but there's this candle that my mom used to buy all the time, I have no idea what it was called but it brings me nostalgia of going with her to her old work place when I was little.

Favorite color: Different shades of blue, but more particularly light blue.

Favorite animal: Um...I don't have one? I like axolotls so...axolotls I guess?

Favorite fictional characters: Okay...hard. I'm just going to stick with my main two Zoro and Robin, because if we went under characters I thrist for we would be here all day.

Normal amount of sleep: 👁👄👁 what's that now?

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Coffee. It's my request fuel. Buy me coffee and watch my fingers go vroooooooooooooom away on your filth request.

Number of blankets you sleep with: Many to make a fort. Fort Moosh. State your name and character of thrist. THE BUGGY ANONS ARE ATTACKING!!!! (THAT WAS A JOKE. PLS DON'T EAT MY LIVER.)

Dogs or cats: Cats (because if I don't my cat will murder me in my sleep)

Dream trip: To go back to Norway just to spit on my grandfather's grave 😌

Dream job: Any thing I could do from home and let me continue to be a disgusting person huddle on their couch, thirsting over fictional characters.

Followers: 162

Blog established: June 17th 2020 (I think)

Reason for my URL: Moosh was a name I pulled out of my ass, and I wanted to be a headcanon blog so originally I was supposed to be just Moosh's-headcanons, but I realised I needed flavor so I added crack.

Random fact: I came out to my now boyfriend as trans while sitting in a trash can.

Tagging: anyone wanting to join @gothulti (I know you're not a writing blog but I figured, why not?) @opchickpea @skys-op-imagines @luccislegs @madlymiho

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How you get into one piece Moosh?

4kids....

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!!!*

I watched the 4kids dub first because my mom got me DVDs (yes...the 4kids dub on dvd for...everyone's suffering...) because she knew I liked yugioh and figured her disappointment would like any anime put in front of *redacted gender* but I stopped watching it at 'Rougetown' but I discovered the real deal not long after around 2008, during Thriller Bark and it just kind of...went from there and here we are.

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Hi previous anon here! I really hope I didn't come off as rude it just surprised me that all most of the blogs I read are mostly a girl ran and its just not often you see guys writing reader insert fiction!!!! I'm sorry if my ask was rude keep up the amazing work king 💖💖💖💖

It's fine, most of the requests I get are female centric so I think it makes sense that most people who coming looking for these types of writing are women and it makes equal sense for them to also be written by women. Fictional men are so nice, and writers can make us swoon and dramatically sigh over them only for us to realize that...ugh real men exist and...let me just tell you I'm so glad my boyfriend is the type to literally eat a can of beans on our couch in nothing but his ankle socks and underwear while watching old reruns of Spongebob then...ugh normie 'those' men...

But it can also be that I like my men stupid 💙~

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Vergil is very much top tier choice 👌😌 When I first played DMC I loved him more than Dante 😅

I have a long complicated relationship with video games giving my bringing up and my family not being exactly the most "supportive" of people - video games were seen as satanic and me and my brother would had to had the fact he'd went out of his whole ass way to smuggle a whole ps2 and a n64 that was on life support with us when we came to the US and later snuck in other consoles into our house where we could only play them for a certain amount of time at night, get them out of a box we had at the top shelf of our closet, door shut with four blankets shoved underneath the bottom and we would play them when are parents and grandparents were asleep and we could only play them TV on silent to avoid getting caught and my key first two video games I have core memory of watching him play are The legend of zelda: ocarina of time and of course devil may cry 3.

I remembered the first thing I ever saw of devil may cry was that menu screen in 3, you know the one with both Dante and Vergil at the sides FUCKING IMMEDIATELY attention was drawn the first moments I saw pretty fictional man on screen I was hooked- I bothered my brother non stop that I wanted to play and got so angry to find out you couldn't play pretty blue man until after you beat the game, because I was 7, and I wanted to play him NOW 🤬😅 and don't get me started on how fucking cool I found his dorky getup with his anime ass coat and literally everything else on him is fucking snakeskin and I found Yamato so fucking cool that yes, I tried to mimick literally everything ge fucking did with it and almost busted my ass several god damn times doing so its a fucking miracle I didn't wake anyone up the several times I jumped from the top bunk and busted my head on my brother's dresser - several times 😭 we would've have been fucking dead if our parents ever found out

Also I knew only handful of words in english but due to upbringing ~choices~ from my parents I couldn't read it and my brother could and since we couldn't listen to sound we only had the tiny english subtitles and my brother (though in retrospect very badly) lol explaining the plot to me, a 7 year old, who still didn't know a god damn thing that was happening but pretty man so yay 🥰

Flash to me making my brother beat the game for me just to play Vergil because kid me really hated playing as Dante and his gameplay being way to complicated for a 7 year old trans boy's brain (still is lol), then finally being able to do so playing as Vergil and sucking very terribly, then a couple years later finally discovering what the english voices sounded like, a whole ass experience, because I actually didn't like dan!vergil for a very long time and liked my childhood imaged headcanon version I had in my head by just going off subtitles but eventually it grew on me and now I couldn't imagine anyone else besides Dan voicing Vergil (but still fun to think about 😅)

And now here we are 16-17ish years later in from 3's release and me and my brother playing it and I'm still a faithful Vergil main, I still stuck at playing as Dante, I still adore Vergil's face and his character and his arc and literally find everything about him so cool just like I did as a kid :)

I can't put into words just how much of an important game devil may cry 3 is to me and my childhood and besides ocarina of time which is special for the same, given I played it at the same time I watched my brother/played 3, but different reasons why that game also stuck with me - literally no other games has had as much of a emotional response from me - even dmc 5 which I quite literally had an out of body experience when it was announced at e3 2018 - and I've come to accept there most likely will never be again and honestly I fine with it.