★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
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Originally posted by moubrave
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? “Peter Venkman.”
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “Oh, you caught me. I'm using an alias."
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? “Something about a saint, hah.”
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “Depends.” *
(verse dependent)
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? "I'm told I can be very persuasive. That means annoying in most cases. I have a six drink minimum, and if you want me gone, I'll leave before sunrise.”
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? “Blue.”
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? “No, are you kidding me? I'd have to bleach it first.”
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? "I have a few cousins, an aunt...”
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? “I had a couple goldfish for awhile.”
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. "Waking up before nine a.m. Why beat rush hour when you can miss it entirely?”
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? "Napping, tv, sometimes I read. I collect a lot of garbage.”
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “I wasn't trying to, but yeah. I gotta work on that.”
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? "I'd love to, but who has the time?”
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “Homo sapiens."
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “Alcohol and emotional distance.”
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? “Do you think I'd be like this if I had any role models?”
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “Something like that.”
18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “Not regularly.”
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? “Yeah, I think I've had enough practice.”
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? “I'm sure we do. I'd like it if they'd actually show up when there's a PR disaster.”
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? "Maybe being right about myself all along, maybe dying alone, maybe cockroaches, the key is suppressing your feelings until you are so emotionally numb all you can muster is sarcasm.”
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “Blazers, patterns, business casual, stuff like that. And no underwear.”
23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “Do I have to limit myself to one person?"
24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? "Some would say no class, I would say high class. Realistically? Middle class or lower depending on the week.”
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “Oh god...more than I can count right now. That's kind of a nice feeling I guess.”
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “Depends on the pie. Sometimes it's too messy to deal with.”
27. FAVORITE DRINK? “Coffee, whiskey, or both.”
[No. 28 seems to have disappeared…]
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? “The football stadium during a Jets game. No, the couch during a Jets game, with some hot wings, pizza, chips, and spinach dip.”
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “It's not so much a someone as an idea. The idea of the end of this interview.”
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE? “Kind of a weird pretense to ask a stranger to whip it out in public, don't you think? Better luck next time, Slugger."
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “You know where I live, don't you? I'd rather swim in a pool. But I guess the ocean would be an exception if I were in say, the Bahamas.”
33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? “Tall, dark and Sarcastic. Or tall and dark. Tall. Alive. Human.”
34. ANY FETISHES? "Not whipping it out in public obviously. Am I going to have to report you for harassment?”
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? "I spoke too soon I guess. If I have to be honest, my favorite position is upside down, hanging from a swing in high heels."
36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? “Indoors. In this scenario, is sex still involved?”
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER? "From the moment I met you, honeybunches.”











