#about sonja

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Sonja (Comedy) breaking up with someone: bitch bye I've already forgotten you

Sonja (Comedy) being broken up with: I will kill us both before I let you leave me

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Just cuz I feel like it, show me your trolls that are really good liars.

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👀💋🎱🥀 for Sonja? :0 (one or both)

Let's go with both

👀 - What could the muse see at a glance that would make them interested in another person?

They actually have this in common: impeccably well dressed highbloods. He's a shallow person and won't spare a glance at anyone he considers slacking on their appearance. Comedy is willing to ease up on the appearance requirement if the other troll is higher caste and extra niceys to him.

💋- Under what circumstances would they happily kiss someone?

They have to be dating him, and in Tragedy's case the kiss should be somewhat private bc he isn't a fan of pda.

🎱-Do they believe in soulmates? If so, do they think they will ever find theirs?

Comedy absolutely does. He finds soulmates to be peak romance. Two people are so perfectly meant for each other that fate itself destines them to be? ABSOLUTE CINEMA. It doesn't get better than that.

Tragedy, on the other hand, thinks that's bullshit. Granted, he used to believe it, but he has since become disillusioned to the whole idea. If he falls for someone and they become an item, it's because he wanted it and made it happen.

🥀- What was their last breakup like?

Comedy's last breakup was with his matesprit before Engela. He could tell she fell out of love with him and was starting to fall for Tragedy. He was planning on killing her, but he met Engela first and fell head over heels in obsession love with her. Now that he found a new love, he didn't give a shit about his matesprit anymore and threw her out like garbage.

Tragedy's last breakup was... I was gonna say Sefalo, but that was less a breakup and more "She got mind jacked and stolen away by an Eldritch squid horrorterror." His last breakup was with Comedy's matesprit, who was also his kismesis. He wasn't as brutal and ugly about it as Comedy, and they parted more or less on good terms.

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Subtle ways to tell Sonja (Comedy) and Sonja (Tragedy) apart

Comedy is left-handed, and Tragedy is right-handed

Tragedy writes in print and Comedy writes in cursive (don't ask me what Alternian cursive looks like)

Comedy has a little bit of a lilt to his voice, but Tragedy speaks very flatly

Tragedy almost always keeps his hands in his pockets. Comedy rarely doesn't have his hands at his sides

Comedy always crosses his legs when he sits, which Tragedy never does

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☄ for Sonja (Comedy)

☄: What would your muse wish upon a star for?

Comedy would wish for Thiomi to take him back and be his moirail again. As much as he hates her, there's also still a lot of lingering obsession with her. She was his first love and his first quadrant, and he never got over their breakup.

Headcanon Meme!

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Sonja (Tragedy) and Thiomi have a set of mutually agreed upon rules to hopefully minimize the amount of danger Sonja (Comedy) poses

Tell at least three different people where she's going to be and at what time. She is to tell them when she leaves her hive, when she gets where they agreed to meet, when she leaves him, and when she makes it back to her hive. She must also send pictures of cross streets and the venue.

If they decide to go somewhere other than where they initially planned, she has to tell her friends before they leave.

She is never, ever to go to his hive no matter what. Not even for emergencies, including life or death scenarios. If it's truly that dire, then call Maeron to help him.

Likewise, if he shows up at her hive, do not let him in for any reason no matter what he says. Don't talk to him, and call someone she trusts for help immediately.

If she is confronted by Comedy or Engela while in public, get away as quickly as possible. Don't talk to either of them or hesitate; just leave immediately. If she sees either of them but they don't see her, leave immediately.

Never agree to meet him privately or go somewhere less populated with him.

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⌘

♀

For muses of your choice.

Gonna use Sonja and Takimi for this one since their muses are awake

× what does your muse smell like? what perfume/cologne are they using?

Sonja smells like really expensive, fancy cologne, and his hair smells like lavendar.

Takimi always smells like really fruity, floral perfume.

� do they shower often? every day or just every couple of days?

Sonja showers twice a night: when he wakes up, and before he goes to bed.

Takimi only showers in the evening when she first wakes up, and her showers are really long because she has so much hair to wash.

♻ how about brushing teeth? three times a day, or just in the morning?

Sonja brushes and flosses his teeth twice a day. Gotta keep that perfect, award winning smile healthy!

Takimi brushes her teeth twice a day, though she can be lazy about flossing.

⌘ do they rather shower or take a bath?

Sonja (Tragedy) prefers showers, and Sonja (Comedy) likes baths, though he only bathes at night before he goes to bed and makes it a luxury experience.

Takimi very rarely bathes and greatly prefers showers.

♀ how long does your muse usually need for a shower/bath?

Tragedy takes quick showers while Comedy likes to take his time and can spend up to twenty minutes in the shower pampering himself. His baths can take up to two and a half hours.

Takimi's showers take a minimum of half an hour because she has a truckload of hair to wash.

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Sonja! Any open quad

He has a LOT of open quads between his two personalities, so I'll go with the most urgently needed one: moiraillegiance.

Tragedy could use someone really sweet, kind, and optimistic to balance out his bitterness and pessimism. However, they need to also be firm with him when needed. They can't be an enabler or a pushover. As his alias would dictate, he's a dour and generally humorless and blunt person, so he needs someone who will be an effective counter. He's fairly hemoist, unfortunately, so he won't date anyone below teal unless they're male greens/jades. Normally he would be open to green/jade women, but considering how Comedy tends to react to them, it's for their own safety he won't accept them.

If they're female, Comedy will interfere with the relationship since meeting him is inevitable. He'll try to get her to moirail for him as well. This is another reason it's important that they have a spine so she can tell him No whenever he tries.

And speaking of Comedy, GOOD FUCKING LUCK. What he wants is a passive enabler who will always take his side and be at his beck and call for anything and everything and basically revolve her world around him. What he needs is the opposite of that: someone firm and unflinching who will tell him to cut the bullshit and reality check him as needed as well as make sure he faces consequences when he fucks up. However, he also has a personality disorder that influences a lot of his behavior, so she should also take that into consideration and be gentle when he needs it. He's my Token Straight Troll™, so he will only date women, and they cannot be green blooded or he will [try to] kill them. He won't even look at anyone below green or a clown.