Ase Trollplays

Hello, and welcome! :D You can call me Ase. I'm thirty-four years old, aromantic, asexual, non-binary, and I use they/he pronouns. Also, this is an 18+ blog; no minors, please.

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After a heartbreaking loss two seasons ago, the falcon strikes back with a brilliant race in his home town, crossing the line and earning his first ever grand slam with a twelve second lead from his competition! And you can hear the roars of the crowd all down the main straight as Sharle Casini wins the Revoire City Grand Prix!!

[goddesstrolls]

"Their pride certainly seems to be."

>> You grunt, your tail swaying as you adjust your balance with each step.

"Some of 'em have already bailed. Bet more than a few more will, and the firm'll just collapse before they all die."

>> That's your wild guess anyway, you don't really care as long as they pay you before they go under.

>> You fall silent as Ruvlin starts to text, giving him several moments. As he waits for Hannah's response you pipe up again.

"Kinda hard not to snoop from up here. Is that Hannah? How're they doing?"

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\\Hm. Well, Here's Hoping The Ones Smart Enough To Jump Ship Don't Wind Up In More Bullshit.//

>> Hannah texts back a simple "Okay, thank you" and tells you to have a good rest of your night. Looks like tonight's not a conversation night.

>> Your fin twitches when Nebale asks about it and you put the phone in your pocket.

\\Yeah, That Was Hannah. They're Doing Really Well. They're In Med School Now And Having A Good Time. They Have A Moirail Now, Too.//

>> A small smile crosses your lips. They told you about their life on the northern summit and how lonely it was, and now they have everything they ever wanted. You look up at Nebale, still smiling.

\\Thanks For That, By The Way. If You Never Took Them Off The Summit, They'd Still Be Up There Being Miserable.//

[choujinx]

YOMI NO TSUGAI (2021-) by arakawa hiromu

[goddesstrolls]

and here we have the last part of Garnet's mouse transmutation saga :]

featuring @roetrolls' Antony (sorta) and @nihils-trolls' Jezzel

[goddesstrolls]

"Yeah, probably. Pretty smart for a wild type, though. Smart enough not to bite my head off."

>> You grunt, shifting the wolf on your shoulders slightly as she starts to slip. She probably could weasel around and bite you if she wanted. Her dark fur tells you she's almost certainly not a lusus- But as for who could or would tame a wild wolf, you couldn't say.

"Bodyguarding and a firefight, yeah. Least they didn't ask me to do shit in the second bit, not really looking to be put full of fuckin' holes."

"Some teal firm got into some serious shit with the wrong people. Empire's thrown 'em to the wolves and they can't afford to roll over, so they have to stand their ground and fight to the bitter end. Don't like their chances, honestly, but it was a one-off."

"Don't think you will, but don't yap about this. I'm not under an NDA but they did ask me to keep it hush-hush. Amounts to next to nothing but courtesy, but whatever."

>> You roll your eyes a bit.

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\\Sucks To Be Them. I Hope Whatever They Did Was Worth Dying For. And Yeah, I Won't Tell Anyone About It. Never Been A Fan Of Gossip.//

>> You look up at the wolf and wonder what the person who tamed her must be like. Maybe they raised her from a cub or something. That seems like it would be easier than trying to tame her when she's already huge.

>> Your phone buzzes in your pocket, and you take it out to see a text from Hannah asking about your cybernetic eye. They then send a follow-up text apologizing for asking since you told them checking in every month is unnecessary, but they just want to be sure it's still working.

>> You respond letting them know it still works, but you don't put your phone back in your pocket. You never know if they're going to keep things short or want a full conversation.

[cloudbattrolls]

Ok I need the ftc to do me a favor, por favor, and reblog this with your streamer trolls. They can stream anything I just need Options and yes you can reblog with them even if I know about them already.

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Jupiter Ascending (real name Hyleem Merker), semi famous snitch streamer and grubtuber. He streams big name games and indie games, and his grubtube is a variety of reactions, reviews, and "Try not to _____" challenges as well as the occasional vlog and charity promotions

[longhaired-cat]

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Ace community: What are your thoughts on the updated flag?

I love it!

I like it!

It's okay

I have no opinion

I don't like it

I hate it

Nuance

I'm not in the ace community

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

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Have you watched Hellsing Ultimate Abridged?

Yes, I watched all of it and I liked it

Yes, I watched some of it and I liked it

Yes, but I didn't like it

No, I've never watched it

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

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Have you watched Dragonball Z Abridged?

Yes, I watched all of it and I liked it

Yes, I watched some of it and I liked it

Yes, but I didn't like it

I've never watched it

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever met a celebrity irl?

yes

no

microcelebrity

kinda?

results

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

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I have a dilemma and only you can help me

Who should this freak sound like

DBZA Goku

Dipper Pines

Voting ended onJun 6

[goddesstrolls]

>> Shrugging your shirt off your shoulders, you pull it off entirely and jam half of it- As much as will fit- Into your pocket, leaving the rest to hang out. That should be enough to keep it from getting bloodstained.

"Tomorrow? She's gonna be out of commission for at least a few nights, fuck. Even I don't have a one-night turnaround time."

>> Granted, sometimes you break your own bones from using your full strength.

>> You rapidly assess the best way to pick up the wolf and double over to do so- Making sure she can see your hands before you actually touch her, and then you lower yourself enough to just sort of shuffle her onto your shoulders. She whimpers slightly since you had to handle her limbs, and she squirms a bit once she's on your shoulders, but you hold on tight and she settles. Or just gives up.

>> You start walking once you're both stable and steady. You know where to go from here to get to Ruvlin's land hive.

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\\She Might Still Try To Leave. Probably Has A Person Or Something To Get Back To. She's Too Calm To Be Untamed.//

\\I'll Take Care Of Her For As Long As She Sticks Around, But If She's Got Someone Waiting For her, She'll Probably Bail Pretty Quick.//

>> You'll get online once you get to your hive and ask if anyone misplaced their giant wolf. For safety's sake considering her mutant red blood, you won't post a picture. A description should be fine. How many other eight-foot tall wolves can there be?

>> Once Nebale has her situated comfortably (?) you start walking alongside him. You three must be quite a sight for everyone else on the street.

\\What Was The Job Tonight? The Usual Bodyguard Shit Or Something Interesting?//

[ase-trollplays]

I have a dilemma and only you can help me

Who should this freak sound like

DBZA Goku

Dipper Pines

Voting ended onJun 6

[avpd-pain]

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Customer wanted to break his hundred so he spent a dollar. After I handed him the $99, he asked how much I gave him and counted it. Then says "so you can count."

Instead of saying "no shit" like I wanted to, I played it off like a joke. Dick.