#about wilhelm

[schadenfreudich]

I need to chew on him

[calamitouschaos]

Alignment Test: Wilhasiir Nachash

You Are:

Chaotic Evil

A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:

Lawful Good ----- XXXX (4)

Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)

Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)

Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)

Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (28)

Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (35)

Law & Chaos:

Law ----- XXXX (4)

Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)

Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)

Good & Evil:

Good ---- (0)

Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

[schadenfreudich]

> bites into something called "cheese snail/roll"

> surprised by the amount of cheese

[schadenfreudich]

Wilhelm is the type of guy who would survive a fairytale by looking at the monster or bad guy with all the love in his heart. Kind of like snow white.

[schadenfreudich]

After putting on labcoats (in headspace), only referring to each other as "Herr [name]" while still using "du", we first just poked the hole with sticks. Which did absolutely nothing, because it is basically just a slide.

Then we slid down the very normal slide, and arrived in a place that seems to just be very soft mattresses and pillows and no one knows this place existed. Maybe it didn't exist before and only started existing because Herr Tobias made a hole to jump into.

There is also no one in here other than Herr Tobias, Herr Wilhelm and me, which means we didn't just land in someone's space. Which is good, because while the space is soft, that doesn't mean whoever could have been here would be as soft.

So as expected, it is a very normal space in headspace, but acting like we're discovering things is funnier. Also Herr Wilhelm made sure we don't do anything overly stupid.

[schadenfreudich]

Wilhelm got a whistle in headspace and now he's just going "fweeeeep" at me

[schadenfreudich]

I'm being bullied by a guy who leaves the house in sandals when it's 3°C

[schadenfreudich]

I have created a monster (Wilhelm saying "Nein! Es ist die Kampfschwuchtel!" every few minutes)