schädelfreudich

!!! we are endos !!! | multigenic system of 200+ | it/its | 26 | algerian-german | big fan of birds

[schadenfreudich]

formerly known as fluss-kollektiv and river-collective

I'm funny, clearly. (-Franz)

other blogs (mostly inactive lmao oopsies):

@idissectgermanwords - literally just what the name says

@schadenfroheskraften art sideblog

@bengender - Ben's mogai blog, also our identity hoard, sometimes makes terms/flags

@pigeon-lady - Genevieve's personal blog, either pictures of pigeons, drawing of pigeons or her talking about her pigeon headmates (their pigeons have names of old german women)

@vampire-cats - Chaos' personal blog, mostly cats and vampire stuff, will probably talk about their cat headmates (some names are references, some are just german (i dunno - Isaac), or just reblog a lot of mcr

@notanacronym - E.T.A.'s personal blog, robot stuff, he doesn't know either

we may reblog things to the wrong blog because we're a mess. sorry

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[retrogamingblog2]

[bicokun]

Love how the fact that sexual dimorphism was introduced after this comic retroactively makes this Pikachu mlm.

[the-dollhaus-collective]

Happy pride to this Pikachu

[schadenfreudich]

"I'm not asexual, I'm just... bad at it."

[sevenfromelevenisfour]

I crocheted a series of hyperbolic planes and strung them up into a garland. Each module is one more round than the one before, and each round has twice the stitches as the round before.

I made eight iterations; the largest one took an entire skein of cotton yarn. I really liked how this shows the change in curvature as cross section of the plane expands.

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 4 days 20 hours

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[schadenfreudich]

I no longer wonder why we sometimes end up with leaves in our hair

[crabussy]

MORTIFYING: my cousin stopped me to ask "hey do you know this queer person" and I was like dude. just because I'm a huge fag doesn't mean I'll know any queer person you show me come on (glances at the photo) oh yeah okay I know them

[03josten]

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

[03josten]

oh my god i’m so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

[03josten]

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

[alex-and-nova420]

In psychosis i was just really annoying i never did anything Evil. People with psychotic disorders are just that – people having a tough time

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[heartwarminganimals]

Ploop ploop ploop

[creepymutelilbugger]

i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd