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Wyatt Hayes Core
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Wyatt Hayes Core
HEADCANON :: WIFE GUY
Shane & Ilya this, Troy & Harris that, yea yea yea yea, sure, loverboys of Ottawa. But let's not forget one Wyatt Hayes. I just need to remind everyone that Wyatt is extremely attracted to his incredibly smart and interesting wife, Lisa Hayes. Like damn, she's the whole package. And the goalie knows he's punching above his weight class, so he's grateful every single day. Also, this is a man who takes great pleasure in going downtown, if you catch my drift. So I think everybody's winning, both on and off the ice.
HEADCANON - Love Language #1 (of three)
Wyatt Hayes shows love by taking his favorite people on lil dates (even if they don't know they're lil dates!). Couples pedicures with Lisa, Bookstore browsing with Ryan, Dog Park Visits with Ilya and Anya, Timmies Run with Dykstra.
Basically, Hazy's love language includes (but is not limited to) quality time spent together. It's also partially why he considers the most meaningful thing he can donate to a charitable cause is his own free time.
Wyatt found the perfect t-shirt for @payingtheprice's Ryan & Chirp
They have a tradition of giving each other novelty/pun-based hockey shirts, and Hazy's got some real bangers in his closet now:
And of course, his favorite.....
Wyatt Hayes in a Nutshell:
Cuddly
Reliable
Weird
I don't think y'all realize how Down Bad Wyatt Hayes actually is for the Cooler-Than-A-Rockstar, Real-Life-Superhero, Way-Out-Of-His-League... Doctor Lisa Hayes.
Inspired by the sheer insanity brilliance happening in the Loons Server
When Wyatt met Lisa, it took him approximately thirty minutes into their first date to realize he was definitely going to marry her, if (and it's a big if!) she was willing to keep him.
And thanks to @falling-for-a-fantasy, we know that those thirty minutes were spent largely arguing about Star Wars 😊
@leschanceux has got me thinking about Player rituals (and how Equipment Managers are the lifeblood that keep those rituals alive!), so now I'm headcannoning Wyatt's various Pre-Game/Post-Game rituals and superstitions:
EQ Manager Gabe always makes sure that Hazy has an upright puck waiting for him in front of the net when he gets on the ice during pre-game warmups.
It's the first order of business for Wyatt, to skate over to his designated goal and slapshot a puck into its netting. He considers it a greeting of sorts (or maybe more like staking a claim, as if to say no one else is allowed past those goalposts but him), and Hayes follows it up with a specific series of stick taps to each post, some pre-emptive butterfly slides, and the necessary scuffing of the ice behind the blue.
Only then, once this ritual is done, does the goalie consider himself settled into his crease and players can start whacking pucks at him. The Cens team respect this diligently, because the one time they rushed Hazy in pre-game, he let in Three SOGs and wouldn't speak to any of them for a week after the game.