Hot or not? Sheriff Justice
“Hot, but deluded and 100% too in charge of my future employment. Rydell can keep him.”
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Hot or not? Sheriff Justice
“Hot, but deluded and 100% too in charge of my future employment. Rydell can keep him.”
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black cherry: four words that describe you?
“In the words of my closest and dearest friend - kind of a dick.”
22. do they want children?
Believe it or not, Uriel’s not totally against the idea of having offspring of his own. He’s not great with children and they tend to drive him far out of his comfort zone (because that consists mostly of insults, shameless flirting, and sexual innuendos), but he’s oddly fond of the little beasts. They’ve got an innate innocence and naivety that he finds offers a welcome change from the norm.
Plus, his estranged mother really wants grandchildren and he wants her off his ass.
Zeus: What thing are you most hypocritical of?
“I’m not a hypocrite.”
Uriel’s moral standards line up with his behavior, for the most part, the only thing he’s really hypocritical about would be his thoughts on romance. Despite claiming to not believe in it or the existence of soulmates, he’s a hopeless romantic who’s been married before and who falls in love pretty easily (at least he did before the whole marriage thing. That ruined him on the easy loving front.)
Clytemnestra: Have you ever done anything unforgivable out of lust?
“I married an asshole? He stole the best ten years of my life, that was rather unforgivable.”