1, 4, 10, 28, and 35?
(send me a headcanon and I’ll give you a character)
Likes their music loud
Claudio Valderrama is so obnoxious with this. The Saintsguard normally love living with the Boss, and it’s a lot easier to do the guarding part of their name if they all share the same crib, but… Claudio hardly fucking sleeps. So it’s 3 AM, Shaundi’s got her eyemask on and earplugs in, Johnny’s crashed out on the couch with “You Died” still glowing on the screen because he fell asleep in the middle of Bloodborne, Shango’s hanging from the balcony like a bat or however the fuck he sleeps, and then here comes fucking Claudio, blasting Bang Bang in the kitchen, wearing nothing but a pair of booty shorts and an apron, talmbout “who wants french toast?” Boi, nobody. Nobody wants it because they were all tryna sleep.
Anyway my point is that he coulda just put headphones on, and yet he didn’t, because that’s for squares.
Afraid of spiders
Elias Lavellan. He will freak the fuck out, high-pitched squeals and all, jump on a table and beg Dorian or Kasaanda to kill it. (Kasaanda, for what it’s worth, doesn’t kill spiders. Ey pick them up and gently deposit them outside.) There’s been at least one occasion where he was sweet-talking some Nevarran dignitary or Antivan duke, making great headway, and next thing you know – “AIEEEEEEE *leaps into dignitary’s arms*”
Listens to everything but common sense
Noah Kingfisher. Noah is kinda dumb, tbh, in the way you want to protect. Mama Murphy gets hopped up on Jet and tells him that his destiny is in the most dangerous places she can think of? Nods solemnly and pledges to go barreling into the fray for god and country. Preston scolds him for giving Mama Murphy drugs and beseeches him not to do the stupid dangerous thing that a high woman told him to do? Mmm… nah, seems fake. If Preston has high blood pressure it’s 1000% Noah’s fault. But it’s just so hard not to fall in love with his dumb ass anyway.
Would keep up with celebrity gossip
Zhane. Zhane ate up Circle gossip like it was Pringles. If she couldn’t find any dirt she’d invent some. She’d love facebook.
Could be a stand up comedian
Joaquin Ryder (I don’t think that’s his name anymore but I haven’t gotten around to finding his new one). Drack threatens to punch his lights out every time he makes a pun. (Jaal, on the other hand, looooooves puns. The worse – or dirtier – the better.) But as much as people complain that the young Pathfinder doesn’t take anything seriously, they all miss it intensely when stress gets to him and he can’t find it in him to make a dad joke. Even Addison misses it. She just won’t tell you and will kill you if you find out.