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[lavellanmercar]

Sera: I’ll have your hand in marriage

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Cullen: I’ll have your hand in marriage

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Solas: I’ll have your hand

Inquisitor: In marriage?

Solas: No.

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

[negamewtwo]

When your favorite character dies but the writing of it is excellent

[yeehawlw]

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

[yeehawlw]

he cannot be stopped

[latinopercy]

hello, it’s ur friendly half latina here to remind u that in the lightning thief percy takes a taxi to east 104th and first for his apartment which is a corner in east harlem aka “spanish harlem/el barrio”, one of the largest latino communities in nyc (only 7.3% white) meaning it’s actually very likely that percy is latino :)))

[beyonceisstraight]

you’re telling me a mother of colour allowed her only child to do all those things he did? 

[latinopercy]

@youdehponskunt people have been trying to defend white percy in the notes of this post for years and this is the ONLY valid defense i’ve seen jxkdkdk

[itstimetoddduel-deactivated2017]

[valtsv]

how to train your dragon (2010)

hiccup: i want to kill dragons

stoick: no

hiccup, one (1) day later, after encountering toothless in the woods: due to personal reasons i don’t want to kill dragons

stoick: great news, son! i changed my mind. you get to kill dragons.

[polyglotplatypus]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Why is there a bomb in the back

[badolmen]

It keeps people from tailgating. You rearend me and we both die.

[mayflyinspace]

[wow-images]

Found a fellow member of the Horde at the DMV today. (Via)

(teelib1992)

[swarnpert]

is your dmv in your moms house or something

[barbiemovies]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

[lunaeregia]

why all marvel posters look exactly like this

[silver-tongues-blog]

The dog is thor

[ghouliebee-deactivated20210426]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

[big-ass-magnet]

My favorite group to bring to Adamant is Iron Bull/Cole/Solas, because the first two are freaking the fuck out about being in the fade, losing their goddamn minds

And Solas is acting like a tour guide

“And on your left, you see floating rocks, which indicate–" 

“AAAHHHH!!”

“–the fade reflects but is not bound by-”

“AAAAAAHHH!!!" 

”–the physical properties of the real–“

”AAAAAHHHHH!!!“

[enbylesbie]

“Whatcha thinkin’ about?”

“Oh idk, Draugr stuff…”

[sneakyfeets]

who the fuck has that many quests tracked at one time

that is fucking madness

[extrafabulouscomics]

[slavery]

Who has the biggest pussy of 2018

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Solid Snack

[horchathot]

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[hobbitystmarymorstan]

In addition, “take the bread sticks and run” is itself a dual meme. Not just the bread sticks meme, but the way the word is substituted for “money”. “Take the money and run” is the title of a song by Steve Miller Band.