#aboutviktormeta

[bastardsunlight]

💔, 👛, 🌛

💔 who would be the worst couple of two of your muses together - Spyro and Sonic… they’re both critters, people. Both. Critters. (Alternative answer: Handsome Jack and LITERALLY ANYONE. He’s actual human garbage, folks.)

👛 which muse is the most frugal - Mordecai

🌛 which muse is the biggest dreamer - Viktor and Drizzt are probably tied. The biggest difference is Viktor is making his dreams a reality, but Drizzt is likely destined never to see his fulfilled. 

[bastardsunlight]

VACUUM

Viktor Nikiforov - since marrying Yuuri, he’s put most skating aside in favor of homemaking and by god does he love his vacuum cleaner. 

Piccolo - green mom. Nuff said. Okay but for real, Saiyan kids make HUGE ass messes and it takes a shop vac to deal with it. I’m not even going to sugar coat this, it is a full fucking time job, mmkay?

Matt Miller - he has one of those little hand vac thingers for his keyboard, because he is a pig who eats near his computer--also he’s always on it and if he didn’t eat near it, he wouldn’t eat. 

Put an object/word in my inbox and I have to pick three (3) or more muses who associate with that object. Bonus points for explanation. 

[bastardsunlight]

Any of you muses married? Because if not, I'm not saying I volunteer... BUT, I volunteer.

Sandman (Price), Mordecai (Zed) or Brick, Viktor (Yuuri), Piccolo (Vegeta) Allister (Alex), Floyd (Damian). 

//for the record, tho, I’m a multiship. If it works out, I’ll try it. Everything is an AU, unless you wanna pretend our muses have exes. I don’t mind.