#absolute psychopath

[roobgumball95]

so i work at a zoo and the other day my coworker got his hand positively MUNCHED by the asian water monitor (not good, very bad. very very ouchy) and all he said, while staring indifferently at his bleeding hand, was “priscilla, you bitch” in the most deadpan tone of voice and…. who is this man. who the fuck reacts like that

[rabbitholegraffiti]

“running after work” dumpling are you telling us you go for a run after your three hour concert

[liquid-pie]

Hey pal I think you might be dumb

I mean yeah, but at least I've got the emotional intelligence required to say "I was wrong" and process new information