Oh my god. So I’m looking up call signs for a potential fic idea and I stumbled upon this absolute *chefs kiss* 👩🍳💋 masterpiece:
And just TELL ME the fun the 141 crew would have with a squad mate like, letting loose together after a successful mission
Price: dad-friend vibes, swapping all your tequila shots for water after a certain point in the night
Soap: fully encourages it, just as drunk as you, he’s the one ordering the tequila shots
Ghost: stone cold sober, watching you from the corner of the bar with his arms crossed. Dutifully intercepts every drunk guy who tries to wander over to you and silently intimidates them to keep walking. Picks you up and pulls you off the table when you attempt to get up and show the team that you definitely do remember every move to Beyoncé’s All the Single Ladies dance. Tries to support you as you stumble to the car before eventually giving up and just picking you up bridal style to carry you the rest of the way.
Gaz: DD—makes sure everyone is getting home safe 😇😇😇😇
*but obviously Simon, the man secretly in love with you, is the one making sure you make it to the bed safely, all tucked in, with a glass of water and some Tylenol tablets on the side table
Lmao please tell me I’m not the only one with these deranged thoughts 😂😂
