#absolute scam

[sapphowishesshewasme]

im not fucking thick tho tell me something i dont already know you utter bastard

[sparkbox]

How is art both relaxing and soul sucking at the same time 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[whotgirl-whomie]

Making your parents proud is a scam, I repeat, MAKING YOUR PARENTS PROUD IS A SCAM.

I spent my whole life trying to make them proud and now they are…

…and like now I have to keep that up. Like, I don’t get to go back to being a disappointment and now I’m like held to standards.

[absolute-barbarism]

Reblog if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by movie adaptations that leave out all the whumpy scenes from the book

[pineapplegirshy]

I love the american fans of doctor who but I thought getting into a british show's fandom would mean the fan merch wouldn't be coming from america with £20 postage 🙏 I THOUGHT IT WOULD MEAN I DONT HAVE TO PAY £20 POSTAGE NOOOOOO

yall make rlly cool merch but DUDEEE we need to invent a teleporter or something this is not okay

[furious0bucket]

Brother my hotel room has no biscuits 😭

[shadowymilkcookie]

When showering everyday doesn’t actually cure all my mental illnesses like everyone said it would

[shizzle-alphalegionnaire]

Oh hey, I see you're using false advertising to try and con people into downloading your... *spits comically* "App" even though explicitly as advertised you do not need the "App" for the deal!