#abucketfullofmuses

[tidesofstyx]

JOKER.

    “ WHAT HAVE I told you about getting involved ? “

Flares of anger consume her like fire, engulfed as she is in her ire. Joker is, and always would be, the worst and best thing she’s ever had to protect. Best, because it’s him and in some secret part of her heart, she knows she cares more than she lets on. Worst, because he wants to die despite empolying her for the opposite.

She has rounded on him the moment they’re alone in his office; predictably, someone had come to ask him about business related matters, and Styx, being looked over by the Doctor could only seethe in reply to his calm. It’s like he hadn’t almost died.

And now they’re gone, she’s angry.

    “ do you not want me around anymore ? “

[tidesofstyx]

SLY.

    “ you look ridiculous in that hat. “

The smile stretching across her lips screams that she’s lying; that it’s amazing. Deft fingers reach upward, grabbing at the brim of the baseball cap and plants it firmly on her own head-- her first theft of the day, and she’s call it an easy win. Grins at him, one hand balling into a fist with her elbow on the table, and chin resting on the fist. 

Realizes she looks silly, but it’s for him. He seems angry, so here she is, the ball of sunshine.

Tilts her head sideways, all pouty in the wake of his slight anger, and coos.

    “ awh, did i make you sad ? “

[tidesofstyx]

Joker/Styx/Sly/Alannis in fantasy AU

DIFFERENT REALITY.

joker is a runaway prince who now runs a thieves guild

styx is, forever and always, his pride and joy wife-bodyguard

alannis is a dancer, and sly falls all over himself when he first meets her

sly was supposed to bring joker back, found he liked stealing more, too

joker professes his love for her while almost dying in her arms-- she slaps him when he wakes up, alive, cursing at him furiously in her native tongue. then she kisses him.

[knockonbee]

@abucketfullofmuses | [X]

“I’m still twenty one feet tall, which is basically like four times your small human size, and an alien robot species capable of immense destruction. You... really have no chance here.”

[knockonbee]

“I have been wanting to fight someone all day. Don’t test me.” (mega)

“...You’re like, three inches tall, but if you want to try...”

[neopawlitan]

@swornxbyxthexsword replied to your post:all of y’all are smols

how tall are u then??

ok well physically ur taller than me but numerically ur a smol. 

@abucketfullofmuses replied to your post:all of y’all are smols

ur smol

NOT NOW TIMTAM I AM TRYING TO BE AN ADULT HERE

[neopawlitan]

Ick peered out from behind the couch to watch Mikey intently, watching him search the living room with a grin. She was pretty sure he wasn’t going to find her there, but even if he did start getting close, all she had to do was wait for him to get distracted and then change hiding spots -- that was the best part about Ninja Hide and Seek, in her opinion.

Changing hiding spots when someone got close to finding you until they gave up looking was a lot more fun than having to sit there and wait for them to find you. (Granted they caught her mid change more often than not, but it was still more fun.)

As soon as the turtle’s back was turned, Ick sprinted from behind the couch and towards the shadowy corner behind the door to Donnie’s lab as quietly as she could, trying to muffle a giggle.

He’d never find her there.