#ac incorrect quotes

[arnoslegacy]

Jacob: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Evie: Those are wanted posters!

[ragingbookdragon]

Assassin’s Creed Shitpost #9

Haytham: Okay, the two of you really need to work on communication skills. Shay.

Shay: Sir?

Haytham: Let’s say that you have found out Gist has been gossiping about you. Using good communication skills, what would you say when you confronted him?

Shay: *Turning to Gist* First of all, bitch—

Haytham: NO!

[arnoslegacy]

Evie: Jacob, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Jacob: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

[kappanaiiscrossage]

Kappanai'i's incorrect quotes (pt. 1)

*thinking how to talk to island representative about the state of the island*

Tom Nook: I think I know how to help Mari, this calls for tough love, we've gotta draw her out, we gotta bait her, confront her, attack her, until she defends herself, only then will she start to feel better.

Isabelle: *stares at IR Mari*

Island Representative Mari: *eating an apple in the saddest way*

Isabelle: I don't know, Tom...

Tom Nook: Look, just follow my lead.

*walking up towards IR Mari*

Tom Nook: MARI YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Snake: HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!

Isabelle: Hope you never get mad at me.

IR Mari: *starts to weep*

*Snake, Isabelle and Tom stare*

IR Mari: WHY Y'ALL SCREAMING AT ME?! *weeps more* I WAS MINDING MY DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME FRUIT! *walks away while weeping*

Tom Nook: Well, I could be wrong!

((Source: Fresh Prince, this scene))