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eugh, god, i still have nine hours and fourty-five minutes until my dragons are finished having sex

my roommate on dragonvale

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my roommates occasionally forget what year it is

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why do we talk like we're from Drumline

my roommate katie, after our roommate nicole said "yo, that shit was tight!"

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iamsexuallyvoracious replied to your post: okay i’ve had several hours to think about this...

…do you need a doctor? cause that’s definitely not normal

i do indeed but my mom didn't believe my periods were this bad until she saw me today and "you're over 18 it's completely up to you" (thanks aunt maura) made me panic but MOM FINALLY AGREED so i'm seeing the doctor next week to talk about birth control \m/

combeferre-theguide replied to your post: okay i’ve had several hours to think about this...

Oh my God bruhh I’m so sorry you felt so, like, deathly shitty today <3

thanks brah i'd like to play it off but i was genuinely terrified i was going to die alone in the bathroom

honestly at this point it's probably best if i don't have kids because i feel like i would just be extremely bitter about the shit i had to go through monthly for that nonsense and i'd just look at them like "not worth it"

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submitted by combeferre-theguide

Well well well uh I thought we looked super badass...Nicole's a barefoot gypsy magician...you're kind of a super-dope, kick-ass sex god who has the power of fire...and I'm not really sure what I am, but I've got a wolf, so I'm sure it's cool...

Basically, I'm not exactly sure what we are here, but I am pretty sure that we go around saving the world. Or something.

i approve so hard it's not even funny

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combeferre-theguide said: Is she the type of person that just really likes to have something to complain about

yes absolutely which is probably why she decided on this

but to be fair i just got back and it wasn't as bad as i expected so

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I was tagged by catubonita :)

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

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1- If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

does Apparating count? if not then teleporting

2- You’re invisible for a day, how would you spend that day?

my first instinct was 'sneak into the movies!' so i'm gonna go with that even though i don't even care about the movies that much i just can't think of anything else

3- Do you believe in ghosts or anything supernatural?

mmmmmm yeah

4- You can only choose one:  would you rather be rich or be loved? (Be honest!)

loved because sometimes people who love you lend you money hey-o

5- Cats, dogs or any other favourite pet animals?

love cats, but i'm allergic to them. have two dogs. :)

6- Do you have any hobbies? If so, which ones?

reading obnoxious amounts of fanfiction, scrapbooking, knitting, online doll dressup games

7- Name 5 things you cannot live without in your daily life

tumblr, fics, food, water, oxygen

8- Ever went for vacations or work out of your country? Where?

england and scotland for two weeks last summer :)))

9- Describe the date of your dreams

jetsetting around the world or seeing a play that's cool too

10- Favourite band or singer of all time

currently of monsters and men

11- When you are home alone: jeans or sweatpants? 

neither? i don't really like sweatpants but if i'm not leaving the house i'll usually stick to my gym shorts/pajamas

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And now my questions...

1. What was your first social network account on?

2. can you drive? how old were you when you learned?

3. Where is your dream location to live?

4. Dream vacation?

5. First fandom you were active in?

6. If you could bring back any fandom (book, show, etc.), which would it be?

7. (I'm running out of questions so) Favourite animal?

8. Best teacher you ever had?

9. Favourite piece of furniture in your house (excluding laptop, which is not furniture to begin with)?

10. Favourite theme park?

11. Tell me a funny memory.

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submitted by combeferre -theguide

REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN OSMOSIS JONES