#ace breeding

[dykewithbenefits]

Fun science fact: humans are actually capable of reproducing asexually.

All you need is a room, two or more asexuals, and a hefty dose of aphrodisiacs, and voilá!

[dykewithbenefits]

It's International Asexuality Day, and I just can't stop thinking about a girl who is stronger than me seeing my ace pride pin and deciding to breed me, shooting load after load of her potent girlcum into my womb like the fucktoy I am until there's no way I'm not pregnant ><

For all intents and purposes, wearing an ace pride pin is the same as wearing a big sign on your chest telling the world that "I'm too prudish for sex, please prove me wrong by knocking me up."

I hope all you ace sluts had a wonderful day yesterday, with lots of cock sucking, cum guzzling and getting pinned down and bred <3

[dykewithbenefits]

I was gonna make a post about how they should make asexual pride condoms, but then I realized what a stupid idea that'd be!

Like, you'd seriously expect me to have sex with an ace person without knocking them up?! Those purple-gray rubbers would only be good for ripping apart, just to see the horror in all those ace sluts eyes when you leave them with a big, fat creampie on their unsafe day.

Ace condoms would be useless, because asexuals are only good for getting bred.

And this is why I shouldn't become an entrepreneur.

[dykewithbenefits]

your cnc acebreaking posts are so good tyvm

They're not even cnc, because ace freeuse sluts can't consent <3