#ace rambles

[feral-asexual-possum]

shout out to black trans men y'all are so fucking awesome and strong and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Never trust an asexual who says “for fuck’s sake.” They do not hold stock in the sake of the fuck they are lying and manipulating you

[ladykvetchingradish]

my friend forgot the word for asexual and so he was giving me advice and said:

"tell this person you're not interested in them because you're....uh.....*smacks lips* .......*hand gestures*....ehhh....you...do....mitosis?"

and then looked very proud of himself

Be Ace. Do Mitosis.

[theradicalace]

i love seeing people's self ship art for fandoms i'm not familiar with bc to me it just looks like canon ship art. like oh yeah there's The Character and their partner. what do you mean the other one's not in the source they're right there

[aces-spade-palace]

Jesper is a Grisha. Grisha are unwelcome in gambling dens in the Barrel because they can manipulate things from the card shuffle to heartbeats. Jesper is notoriously bad at gambling. Now imagine if he was okazat’ya

[comprendewhitelines]

i want my life to be full of platonic love that it makes me forget romance is a thing

[avnasace]

where is the tsaritsa finding these harbingers goddamn bc so far we have:

a royal mage from khaenriah

capitano (no spoilers but those who played 5.1 you know what i mean)

evil very intelligent doctor who experiments with god remains and dabbles in educational crimes, (DO NOT let him near children)

columbina.

a cursed child from a thought-extinct khaenriahn bloodline with shadow fire blood ish magic who runs an orphanage

a politician

the inazuman puppet made by a traumatised god who got discarded by said god, who went on to join the fatui out of spite and grief, almost brought inazuma to its knees, stole a gnosis, made himself a god, then erased himself from history and went to uni

lady and her svarog who we know nothing about except that she created katherine which could be either very wholesome or very sinister

mondstadtian crimson witch of flames 'im the only one around here who gets shit done' la signora (R.I.P)

a banker

local guy in his mid twenties who fell in a hole as a child, went briefly to hell, came back feral and probably traumatised, has a heart of gold but also an 'i want to fight god at every opportunity' complex. was ready to sink a nation bc the hot god said so, and bro can also turn into an 8ft strangely hot abyssal creature and fought an intergalactic all powerful world devouring whale for like 40 days straight.

[ace-of-hearts-and-spades]

What it's like talking to non-Saw fans