#aceattorneyjokes

[askaceattorney]

(Previous Letter)

Dear aceattorneyjokes,

I think I’d rather not answer, just in case I’m wrong.

-Phoenix Wro Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear aceattorneyjokes,

Aooooooooooooooogg!

U-Um...  “Journalist Receives Proposal...But Not the Business Type”, end quote.  Or...“Admirer From Afar Seeks Nearness”, end quote!  No, wait!  “Spark Develops Between Spark and Unknown Kindling”, end quote!  Ohh, this is just too much...!

-Spark Brushel

[askaceattorney]

Dear Glas O’Juice,

Is that the best you can do?  You could’ve taken it a step further and asked for a-bowl-o just ice.

...Thanks for not doing that, though.

-Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

Dear aceattorneyjokes,

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.  Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.  The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”

I could recite the rest given enough time, but it would require far too many words for me to send it to you in a letter.

-Nahyuta Sahdmadhi

[askaceattorney]

Dear aceattorneyjokes,

Finally, somebody gets it!!

When you get the time, would you mind explaining all that to everyone else?

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Your Honor,

Um...I’m Apollo Justice and I’m confused?

-Apollo Justice

[askaceattorney]

Your Magistry,

I request a 30-minute recess while my ear drums and pride heal.

-Phoenix Wright

[askaceattorney]

Dear aceattorneyjokes,

Your journey to the Twilight Realm will be quite unpleasant if you have the gall to say such things to the Queen of Khura’in!!  Tame your tongue before you speak again, or I shall have it removed from your putrid mouth.

-Queen Ga’ran Sigatar Khura’in