i wrote a fic based on this and its a thing for our crack rp group so naturally its going to be ooc and not to be taken seriously at all
tw for mentions of homophobia
It all began with one comment, one hateful comment. After a great night out together, Apollo and Klavier made the mistake of walking to Apollo's apartment, strolling hand-in-hand across the street from a church. Apollo told Klavier not to worry about it, but he made Apollo wait with him until all the church-goers left before removing his pants and throwing his boxers over the church's sign. Then, he and his hysterical boyfriend took off, still pantsless. Apollo thought that revenge was enough, but his best friend disagreed.
"There was no need for them to be so hateful!" Sebastian fumed, twisting at the arms of his jacket. He'd left his trademark baton at home. "Who are they to judge?!"
"I don't know, but Klavier gave them a what-for last night," Apollo laughed. "I'm over it."
"Well, I'm not! How dare they say something so awful to Debeste friend in the whole world!"
Apollo can never resist Sebastian's ridiculous puns of his own name (mostly because Apollo does it, too), but he still can't figure out why Klavier keeps insisting on a threesome with the guy. He's just so... not Klavier's type.
"Let's go down there and teach them a lesson!" Sebastian didn't even give Apollo a chance to respond before grabbing him by the arm and dragging him down the street.
As expected, Klavier's abandoned boxers lay crumpled on the sidewalk, but there were no church-goers anywhere nearby. Sebastian tugged on Apollo's sleeve and pointed at the letterboard sign. On it, the church had put "God says homosexuality is sin."
Probably some passive aggressive jab from last night, Apollo thought, but what could Sebastian- oh my god.
They didn't even have to say a word to each other; they both sprinted across the street toward the sign. Sebastian knelt in front of it to boost Apollo up, and he swiped the 'S' from 'sin.' Then, he threw Klavier's boxers back on top of the sign for good measure. The two boys could barely breathe by the time Apollo's feet were on the ground again, but Sebastian somehow managed to get his phone out of his pocket.
"Say cheese!" he snickered as he and Apollo posed in front of the sign with the plastic letter in full view.
"God says homosexuality is in!" Apollo boomed throughout the neighborhood, and they bolted back to his apartment.
"Tell all your loved ones!" Sebastian added.
The picture is framed in Apollo's apartment and it's been his phone wallpaper for months.
