light inheritor

esfj im smangela and seliph is my son Buy Me a Coffee

[ladyshinga]

stop saying white people don’t have their own culture this belongs to no one else

[luckyladylily]

That “oh” at the end is the funniest thing I have ever seen. There is no other diplomatic way to respond.

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[seliph]

adding this because i literally say “do not lie to me on these neopets” on the daily

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[baconnnnnnn]

idk looks fine to me

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

[valtsv]

high school sucks man. one time these kids shoved me in a submarine and welded it shut and then lowered me into an ocean of blood and it was this whole thing.

[deadryn]

didn't that happen to the beatles

[valtsv]

yeah the beatles were there that's why it sucked

[seliph]

what the fuck

[seliph]

this is the single cutest picture ever taken of any animal to have ever walked this earth

[u3pxx]

apollo: w̶̧̩͝i̵͙͍̊̔t̴̙̀n̴͎̾͘e̷̖̥͂s̶͕̗̓͊s̵͈̼͋͝ ̴͓̔.̷̗̏ ̴͕̫̄̅g̸̺̿̑ơ̸̫t̵̺͒͛c̷̥̞̍͘h̶̭̲͝ȃ̸͔ ̸̤̙͆̈.̸͍̲̅̋ klavier: 😳😍🥰

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[seliph]

one big thing that has happened is that elise has really grown to love xander 🥺 she would tolerate him before, but he just wanted to roughhouse play with her (which she obv was NOT a fan of). but i worked on training him not to and to be gentle with her and now she loves him SO much i can’t even believe it. i mean look at them

[auckie]

His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

[auckie]

Just putting this here for the sake of completion

[avvocarlo]

you behave like a beast and you'll be put down like one

[seliph]

life updates

wow i have not made an original post on here in over like 3 years. so im gonna i guess go through the highlights of what’s been going on? at least whatever i remember

-got diagnosed w adhd two years ago and got started on meds. i’m doing a lot better

-leo swallowed a huge chunk of a dog toy and needed surgery in january of 2020 which triggered the fuckin wormhole in the universe to open up. he’s perfectly fine now but that was terrifying

-i left the hospital, started working in home care, hated it for the entire two and a half years i was there, and now i’m working in a doctor’s office having the time of my life. student nurse angela once said she’d die of boredom if she worked an office job. well joke’s on her bc it’s probably the happiest i’ve been since graduating LMAO

-got more into cosplay and met some of the closest and best friends of my life because of it

-GOT MY TUBES TIED LAST MONTH

i feel like there should be more idk. the past 6 years have been so traumatizing that my brain has just been like “yeah let’s try to forget as much of that as we can”

oh, i have become significantly more deranged than i already was before. so i hope whoever is left here is prepared for that

[caspercryptid]

Blocking you for blazing a stupid post

And that is your cock right farewell sir

[caspercryptid]

Civic. Civic. Civic civic civic civic civic civic

[caspercryptid]

Don't do this to me

[cipheramnesia]

Reblog for cock rights.

[dee-the-red-witch]

Absolutely reblog for cock rights.

[grandmasickomode]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[seliph]

in honor of my return, here’s a throwback to the funniest ask i’ve ever gotten

[seliph]

i’m still alive

[gerdraws]

valentine duo alt for the 2nd place champion of cyl 💛💙

[kelvintimeline]

Hi you're the first person that I blocked on this account and I honestly can't remember why so can you please list some things and beliefs about yourself that might make me block you again? Thanks! ☺

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hellO?