Mar 18, 2016
Ace Quote 7
(Me searching for dog pictures on Instagram and found an account called "hotdudeswithdogs" Me: "Nope, shirtless guys look creepy. I'll follow "dogsofinstagram" instead.
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Ace Quote 7
(Me searching for dog pictures on Instagram and found an account called "hotdudeswithdogs" Me: "Nope, shirtless guys look creepy. I'll follow "dogsofinstagram" instead.
Ace Quote 6
Me (to my bi-friend): “I comment on dogs being attractive so much more often than I comment on humans being attractive. Like, I think 99% of the dogs are attractive.” Friend: “I think 99% of the humans are attractive…no I’m lying. Maybe 20%.” Me: “I really think 99% of the dogs are attractive…look! There’s a very attractive dog! And here’s another very attractive dog! I love them all!”
Ace Quote 5
(After reading a half joking post about ace people, despite usually hate kisses, would take a dog kiss at any second) Me: “I want a dog kiss, like right now.”