I admit that the Polyamorous Z-Team is kind of cute and funny, BUT I want to see a fanfic where Robert is Aroace
He handles sex jokes very well and can make them without a problem, however he hates when someone touches him without permission or when they try to cross his boundaries after receiving a 'no'
I want a Robert who absolutely hates any thought about romance and sex, but who is completely fine with other intimacies (cooking together, working out at the gym, drinking together, talking, enjoying the moment at work, or being vulnerable - either physically or emotionally)
I want a Z-Team being extremely protective of him at parties/bars/events
I want to see them completely freaking out when someone says they're going to "fix" him
And yes, I'm projecting onto my favorite Dispatch character :)