#achelcus

[reddyset-blog]

forgot to post this earlier, oop. made @achelcus take a pic of us and I made the dumbest fucking goofy face but yknow what? look how adorable Prince is

[reddyset-blog]

💛 💜 💖But a lot of: 💛💛💛💛💛💛 (Prince.)

💛: Loves them platonically.💜: Finds them sexually attractive.💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

me, clappi ng loudly,

[screamingwilhelm-archived]

@achelcus

There’s the tiny sound of an engine whirring outside the shack, a pair of oddly-drawn eyes and a small chassis of white peeking in through the slightly open front door.

<<Sir?>>

[saintadonis]

@achelcus

Okay. I can see you’re not grasping the severity of the situation. Let me reiterate myself and make this perfectly clear to you. 

Carrie, Charybdis, your sister, does not want to see you or speak to you. 

You WILL respect that. 

You will not try to contact her. You will not seek her out. 

I promised her I wouldn't kill your miserable ass. But as a man who can and has destroyed thousands of people without hesitation, I can guarantee you this, Mr. Sogaal: 

If you lay one single finger on her against her will, I will make certain every bone in your body gets broken, one by one, while you're fully conscious, and you are left for the skags, rakk, and bandits to pick your body apart as you watch.

[saintadonis]

@achelcus

Don't be, like, personally offended or anything. i once asked a guy to tag his face in selfie posts.

[saintadonis]

achelous: so a bear is just a really big dog?

me: you ARE related to carrie