I feel like I'm running into war blind with a water-gun.
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I feel like I'm running into war blind with a water-gun.
Kale (via acquisitxve)
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“What do you carry around in that briefcase, if you don’t mind me asking?”
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Send me a ⊗ and I’ll generate a number between 1-100 then send a starter using the original theme challenge
40. Knowing How
As I usually do with these memes, I’ll post the starter on a separate post.
Cards Against Humanity Bullshittery
Kale: "Mine includes a vagina joke."
Mamawolf: "You are a vagina joke."
If you haven't thought of fucking your best friend before, then you aren't really best friends.
Kale (alias: acquisitxve via Skype call with detectivewxlf and hoodedsilence)
People need to stop liking my shit before I throw a chair.
Kiken on skype just now (I'm kidding keep going.))
acquisitxve replied to your quote:Call out to those who wanna Skype!
dork
(I feel like I’mma go to sleep again if no one talks to me. Coffee makes me sleepy... whyyy coffee whyyyyy....))
☠εжз☎☢❣--- I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING SCREAMS
☠ : Are there any recent/daily thoughts they have about death or dying?
Not so much anymore. In the past, he’d think frequently about his own death, wondering if Killua would even care and if he would even really be missed. Now that he’s in the Troupe, he has an actual place where he belongs and people who make him genuinely happy, so he doesn’t really think about that anymore.
ΕЖЗ : What about nature do they find calming? What about nature do they find disagreeable?
Kalluto actually loves nature. There’s very little (if anything) he dislikes about it. As for what calms him about nature, that would be scenery in general and the weather. (He really likes the forest, especially right before it storms, because he loves when the trees sway like they’re about to fall over, and he thinks the wind feels nice. Especially fierce winds.) He’s not big on wild animals, though. He doesn’t particularly care for them.
☎ : List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency.
The top three people in order of who he’s most likely to call for would be Killua, Kikyo, and Feitan. I feel like he’d be most hesitant to call for Feitan (or any of the Troupe, for that matter) in an emergency, because he’d probably get teased a lot afterwards.
☢ : Describe a thought or dream that would cause them to have a mental meltdown.
There are two things that would literally break this child.
Imagine Killua dying. That’s it. That’s all there is to it. It could only be more devastating if Killua’s death only happened because he was trying to protect Kalluto. That would literally be taking away everything he’s lived for for like the last 10 years.
Losing the Phantom Troupe would wreck him. It doesn’t matter if he loses the Troupe as a whole, or just a member. They’re like a family to Kalluto now, even more so than his flesh and blood kin, and to lose one would probably send his mental health spiraling. (He’s already f*cked up enough as it is, thanks to his upbringing.) It really does depend on who he loses in the Troupe, though. If something happened to someone he’s especially close to like Phinks, Kortopi, Feitan, or Shizuku, he’d be more devastated.
In either case, if Kalluto had the opportunity to die in their place and failed to protect them, he would need some serious mental recovery.
I answered this like the question was “Describe something that could happen that would make them have a mental meltdown” tbh, I’m sorry.
❣: Describe a way that will earn affection (whether platonic or romantic) from them.
Step one: Be Killua.Step two: Don’t be Alluka.
Kalluto is actually very easily moved by other people’s attention; so much as giving him a hug would be enough to get him to show affection to someone, depending on who they are and how comfortable he is around them.
He really likes hugs and pets and cuddles (this does not apply if you are Alluka), and he would most likely return them.
The only reason he doesn’t openly show affection is because he doesn’t know how to, so if someone else does it first and he likes that person, he will probably awkwardly return it.