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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[sailor-musings]

I have heels higher than your self-esteem.

[ismikuoanarchive]

“There’s one I haven’t heard in a while. Dashing seems to fit me quite well, I think! I wouldn’t say that’s incorrect, I mean, I’m famous! You must have seen me somewhere before if you haven’t been living under a rock for the past three years.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “Ah, that explains it. Someone famous. What a pleasure.       And one who expects to be recognized? Obviously that       means you’re talented enough to be worth something!       What fun. Good to know that I have not been living       under a rock, I suppose. That would make life difficult.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

           So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,   Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?

Indie OC Blog Written by Angela. Art Credit. Personals Don’t Reblog.

[moonlitmurder-blog]

@ismikuoaninstrument

      “Well don’t you just look absolutely dashing? I feel       like I’ve seen you somewhere, would that be an       incorrect assumption?”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

@dreamonslayer​

      “Hello there, dear. It’s been a while. Have you       succeeded in your goal at all or do I still have the       same amount of competition and annoyances?”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

mb how do you feel about dogs. leva isn't listening. say your true feelings

     “I feel like they’re cute enough, I suppose? I wouldn’t      hide my true feelings about things from Leva, especially      not about something as trivial as this? Sweetie, I hate      things he loves sometimes and I love things he hates      sometimes. We are separate entities with thoughts and      feelings of our own. Did you not know that?”

     “Really, though, they’re animals. They’re just as cute as      the rest of them. I don’t particularly love them but I      certainly do not hate them at all. I brought a dog home      once. It was rather amusing.”

[bakeneko-no-ai-blog]

@moonlitmurder

“I got you lots of new dresses and shoes and some alcohol and also flowers and please try this dress on right now.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “Aw, how nice. You know that you’ll just end up eating       the flowers, though?” She saw little to no point in       flowers but there was certainly no problem with getting       them either way. “Hand it over and I’ll go change right       away.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “Happy second most wonderful human holiday!       Ah, this is a ridiculous holiday.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

This is a tumblr cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don’t break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

     “I disappear for a few days and this is what I come      back to. This is… something else, for sure.”

[boaterhat]

“I’m far from boring. Furthermore, if you keep calling me by that title, people will begin to think we’re related.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      The baku suddenly shifted forms to look like a child       with a smile.

      “Grandpa’s boring and racist and gross. Ewww. He’s       mean to my boyfriend even though my boyfriend kitty       really thinks he’s cool. Ew. Gross.”

[boaterhat]

“Allow me to put it this way: no Rabbit, no Cat.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “... You were being racist against cats. So rude.       So very rude. Don’t be racist, grandpa. You’re       already boring.”

[boaterhat]

“I do believe that would cause something important to crumble.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “Well that’s just too bad for that important thing.       Who is this rabbit? And why does that have       anything to do with waving cats?”

[boaterhat]

“Why, the meek, lustful, and exceedingly vapid Rabbit.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “Grandpa, just cut to the chase and tell me who       your rabbit is. I came here to call you racist against       cats, not get all this.”

[boaterhat]

“…”

“I’m trying to help the insipid little Rabbit get a job. That benefits you, too.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “I fail to see how anything that makes Leva complain       to me is something that benefits me. What rabbit are       you talking about?”

[boaterhat]

“How… how do you figure that?”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

      “Obviously I heard that you think Leva should be       constantly waving for good luck? Racist against       cats, grandpa. Racist against cats.”

[moonlitmurder-blog]

@boaterhat

      “I said that I heard you’re racist against cats.       Rude. Super rude, grandpa.”