#acrobaticwires

[notasspry]

If there was another version of you and they were willing would you take the opportunity to literally fuck yourself?

*extremely long and drawn out sigh*  "I'm a butler that runs a household, I don't take the opportunity to have sex with anyone.  I'm far too busy."

"You're jokin' right?  Please, tell me you are.  Stay out of my business.  But no, no I wouldn't."

*intense glowering coupled with several odd subvocal noises of disapproval*  "Kindly fuck off."

[[  You're asking everyone this aren't you?  For various reasons, they wouldn't.  Just... trust me on that.  ]]

[notasspry]

I have no idea if a vampire would get morning/night sickness or not, but here's a bloodpack with ginger root mixed in. It should have the same effect as ginger ale, if you want. /presents/

Walter gave the anon a look, similar to one that could be disgust.  As he would have normally, at least.  "Oh, damn it."  He grabbed the blood pack and made a grumbling noise as he sat back down.  Damned magic people with their stupid magic ideas.

[notasspry]

Baby. Father is Integra.

"Dear anon, I believe you don't understand how-"

*POOF, pregnant for like... IDK anon a week!*

"-science works.....  OH SOD OFF!"