Jan 8, 2014
Alpha: *tells story about excited kid thinking she works for Iron Man*
Me: Aw....YOU STOLE MY JOB YOU WHORE
Alpha: I KNOW AS IT WAS HAPPENING I WAS LIKE, "Darcy is going to kill me." lol
Me: YOU BITCH.
Alpha: I KNOOOOOOW.
Me: How could youuuu
Alpha: I'M SORRY HE WAS SO EXCITED.
Me: Xpppp
Alpha: IT WAS LIKE HAVING A BABY THOR BOUNCING AROUND YOU ASKING TO PLAY YOU JUST CAN'T FUCKING SAY NO.
Me: YOU STOLE MY JOOOOOB.
Alpha: PRETENDED TO! I PRETENDED to steal your job.
Me: TONY HIRED YOU AFTER OUR FIIIGHT. YOU SUUUUUCK.