#actually magic

[morphoticspaceasura]

Magic on this site so fake

Literally I have never seen one correct person here I am correct my eyes have the seen the true face of existence

[morphoticspaceasura]

I know actual magic now

Not the weird asthetic pretend stuff people here peddle

Do not listen to them they lie for the sake of status they not witches they are repackaging phytoalchemy and apothecaric practices

They are not real nothing works it’s all fake but I have seen and I can teach proper mystic art and occultism revumbrance is the truth through every being magic is simply the world revumberating it can be attuned to and it can be learned but it is not easy and it is not done with physical actions

I can teach people how all they need to do is ask

[hotfussisbetter]

my magic works in these forms:

finding drugs

finding people

finding alcohol

finding lighters

directions

my magic does not work on:

time

"love"

making friends

[spocklockndropit]

I'm pretty sure the askinator reads minds cause there's no way it's getting these characters from these questions.

[onwemarchh]

If you have 5 and a half minutes, you should watch this.

If only I could move like this.