#acw shitpost

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The abolitionists wild for this one

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July 3, 1863

Lee: I want you to use Pickett’s division to attack the union center

Longstreet: But they have so many cannons up there that like literally everyone who tries to walk up there will die

Lee:

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Rare photos of Confederate general Robert E. Lee during the final days of the Civil War, April 1865, colorized

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J.E.B Stuart is outside my house throwing potatoes and calling me a coward for joining the infantry.

1. I just want to thank you for sending me the single best ask of my life2. It’s never too late to switch my dude, but then again if you don’t you could get a free lifetime supply of mashed potatoes because you know he Won’t Stop

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Anti-honesty: What was the result of the Battle of Gettysburg?

I would tell you all of it, but the truth is that the aliens came down afterward and wiped all of our collective memories because otherwise we would be Too Woke— I can tell you that it involved five plastic sporks, Lawyer Goree™, a dubious alimony payment between Pickett and two snails, about twenty gallons of maple syrup, and The Power Of True Love. And that’s how we won World War II ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Is it too late to jump onto this meme?

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Has this been done yet?

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I couldn't not, this is too true