Ever Heard of the Coochie Alien, Scully?

all of my blood is basically iced tea at this point (she/they, bi)

[ostolero]

she/they might be giants

[baddywronglegs]

What other animals would benefit from a hammerhead variety?

[douglasbradburyverne]

Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles" (released 50 years ago today in 1974)

[dogpuppy]

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[teathattast]

this is what 100% humidity feels like

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kosmogrl]

[o-craven-canto]

Their poorly defined terms, confused principles, and sloppy thinking vs. our come on, don't be obtuse, you know perfectly well what I mean

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[stay-the-knight]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

[mortisdaughter-deactivated20230]

the odyssey is impenetrable to YOU. I studied it in middle school.