For some reason my iphone’s siri calls me “Adam Alaska”. I told it to call me by my name and when it asked my name I told it/her/him my full name (which has nothing to do with Adam Alaska) and it said “ok, from now on I will call you Adam Alaska.” and I never corrected it. So for more than 5 years my phone has been calling me Adam Alaska and I love it. I have no idea who Adam Alaska is I never cared enough to google it btw.











