I don't know why everyone raves about breakfast in bed. It's the dumbest concept everrrrrrrrrrrr. Think about it. When you wake up, you either absolutely want to get OUT of bed, or you absolutely want to be left alone so you can sleep more. Am I right, or am I right? 😕 But now, you say, I have a plate of scrambled eggs and toast in front of me, and I have to balance this plate on my chest/stomach/lap and somehow figure out how to eat it without getting salsa and crumbs all over my sheets?! C'mon people! It's is ridiculous 🙈 That's why I've recently pioneered the incredibly revolutionary, patent-pending concept of "Dinner in bed." It's totally one of the best ways to end the day, not to mention one of the most genius ideas in human history! Think about it. It's the end of the day, and you are hungry AND tired, right? So you sit down in bed with some food, maybe turn on a movie on your laptop, and then you relax and fall asleep. Food AND sleep! It's literally the best combo of all time!! 😀 And for all the haters who say that eating right before you go to sleep is bad for you... well, they might be right, but “haters gonna hate” so I’m doing it anyway. So yah, everyone, jump on board. Dinner in bed is totally a new craze that will soon be sweeping the globe thanks to yours truly! Now if I can just get multiple supermodels to bring me dinner in bed while we vacation at a 5-star hotel in the snow capped peaks of Aspen then I can really have the best possible ending to my day. Because let's face it: "Dinner + Multiple Supermodels in bed in Aspen" is waaaaay better than just "Dinner in bed." And honestly, that is what I usually do, but I just don't feel like going to Aspen this week, and I wanted to keep this post PG rated so I omitted that from the original post. That said, trust me guys (and gals), even if you don't have supermodels practically breaking down your door to bring you dinner in bed every night like I do, dinner in bed as a standalone concept is still awesome. Try it for yourself, and you'll see! 😃 #DinnerInBed #Supermodels #FeedMe #Aspen #iGetTooMuchAttentionFromSupermodels #AdamProblems #ImWorkingOnIt #iMightCloneMyself #ItsTheOnlySolution
