Happy birthday to the future mother of my children - my majestic, sex demon, Doctor McGrandma. I can't put into words how much you or our friendship means to me so instead I'll get you drunk and buy you a lap dance. Love you, your butch lover ♥‿♥
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Happy birthday to the future mother of my children - my majestic, sex demon, Doctor McGrandma. I can't put into words how much you or our friendship means to me so instead I'll get you drunk and buy you a lap dance. Love you, your butch lover ♥‿♥
top 5 places you want to travel to
new york new york new york new york new york
nuh
new york, la, everywhere in america, everywhere in europe, road trip australia. wow lol im boring
RACHIELLA ok yes
Who cooks: THEY BOTH COOK rachel makes the best tortilla chips tbh. but sometimes she forgets to turn off the fire and burn things so ariella should really keep her on check or else everything turns into ash
Who does the laundry and other chores: they are both lazy but NO WORRIES bc they are both succubi so they can succubus other peasants to do chores for them
How many children do they have: a girl and a boy, names and personalities yet to be decided
Who’s more dominant: it depends. actually it follows a schedule. ariella is dominant on the days that starts with T and on sundays they are equally dominant. see? they have a perfectly equal relationship. none of that ‘who wears the pants?’ bullcrap
Favorite nonsexual activity: flipping shit over television characters or celebrities bc they can’t handle their feels very well, like they say ITS FINE ITS OK but irl they are falling off their chairs rolling on the floor, throwing themselves out the windows, floating in midair, flying out of space, and eventually incinerated by the sun
Their favorite place to be together: time travel back to 2009 in lea/dianna’s apartment, bedroom to be specific
Any traditions: crying over doccubus daily thats a ritual
Their song: WHAT IS OUR SONG IDK???? IS OUR SONG TAYTAY’S OUR SONG??? WHATS OUR SONG
What they do for each other on holidays: EAT AND SLEEP AND TELEVISION MARATHONS PLUS DOGS
Where did they go for their honeymoon: i want to go to spain hbu
Where did they first meet: on a wednesday in a cafe (◡‿◡✿)
Any pets: five golden retrievers five maltese puppies THEY ARE DOG LADIES
What do they fight over: stealing blankets. arent they cute (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
Do they go on vacations, if so where: EVERYWHERE AROUND THE GLOBE INCLUDING NEW YAWK
me
0/5 stars would not recommend
BO AND LAUREN for that ship thing GO
Who cooks: obviously lauren loves to cook bc she likes figuring out the chemical stuff but bo insists she herself should cook sometimes bc lo is so BUSY. ‘i’m pretty sure i can crack an egg’ she says. but OOPS she cracks the egg to the floor and can’t cook generally but SHHH don’t tell lauren she’s inadequate. she went to a fine restaurant and succubussed a waitress into giving her food and brings it home. lauren can of course figure it out but she just puts on this face (・ω・) and goes with it
Who does the laundry and other chores: bo does!! and kenzi helps bc dr hotpants is too busy working on her sexy sciency stuff
How many children do they have: charlotte and ethan. charlotte is very intuitive and eager to help like bo, she also likes to solve cases with bo, she aspire to be a detective. ethan is observant and focused. he likes to watch lauren mixing chemicals, but he prefers astronomy to medicine. both of them like to sing and dance (/^▽^)/
Who’s more dominant: bo is too concerned about lauren’s fragility so she usually lets lauren take charge (basically lauren tops is what i’m saying) but when lauren is on vacation, ie has enough rest and enough sports drinks she’s like, FUCK YOU I CAN TAKE ROUGH so bo goes rough on her its all in good fun.
Favorite nonsexual activity: according to bo and lauren, they like to hold each other and rest. according to kenzi, bo’s favorite nonsexual activity is to stare at lauren, when she’s busy at work, cooking or sleeping, bo like’s to watch her and memorize every contour of her face and movement of her body
Their favorite place to be together: bo’s couch (with them reading or watching television) bc lauren can rest her legs on bo’s thighs, which always reminds them of the beginning of their mutual attraction
Any traditions: when lauren gets to caught up at work and forgets it’s past midnight, bo goes to her lab. she goes up to lauren’s back, put her hands on lauren’s waist and start kissing the end of her neck, the side of her neck, and then the back of her ear, until lauren becomes too distracted. she turns around to face bo, only then does she realize how exhausted she has been. so bo swipes up her legs and carries lauren (princess style) back home. this has become a tradition either bc lauren really is a craycray workaholic scientist who literally cant stop working, or she really likes bo taking her home like that hmmm
Their song: I DONT HAVE TO THINK TWICE ABOUT THIS - POISON AND WINE
What they do for each other on holidays: rough sex as mentioned above. they catch up on what’s happening in the human world and get bored so they just drink wine and relax
Where did they go for their honeymoon: maldives
Where did they first meet: in the light fae compound when lauren was asked to take bo to examine her
Any pets: a golden retriever and a maltese who are actually rachelnotberry and addisonislove
What do they fight over: silly things which ends in cute bickering or FOOD FIGHT which is craycray like are you in middle school??? lauren just really likes to throw things into bo’s cleavage i can’t even
Do they go on vacations, if so where: no bc they’re frankly sick of traveling bc of unfortunate events in the past. but after they have kids, maybe, a family trip is nice:)))
EVERYTHING HURTS ARIELLA EVERYTHING HURTS
a day in the life of kariella
[17/03/13 11:24:03 PM] ariella: OH MY GOODODmMDLF,
[17/03/13 11:24:07 PM] ariella: LKMSD:L<SD;l<SFEKR:LE<G
[17/03/13 11:24:08 PM] ariella: IM SCMMEAING
[17/03/13 11:24:11 PM] ariella: !?!/?!??!/ ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
[17/03/13 11:24:13 PM] kate: I WLL BE IN AMERCIA'
[17/03/13 11:24:15 PM] kate: WITH MY BESTF RIEBNDS
[17/03/13 11:24:17 PM] kate: s???// / // //
[17/03/13 11:24:21 PM] kate: ??>>/.>S?S?S//s/s/s/s/?//s
[17/03/13 11:24:22 PM] ariella: IM HAVGIN A SEIZUURUE!??!?/1/?!
[17/03/13 11:24:23 PM] kate: ?/D,,/>>D?D?D??
[17/03/13 11:24:23 PM] ariella: ;f/.;zlxkf[g',sd[lfmg';fd.g
[17/03/13 11:24:24 PM] ariella: dfhg
[17/03/13 11:24:24 PM] ariella: .df'h,pdfm,h
[17/03/13 11:24:25 PM] ariella: [jh/df
[17/03/13 11:24:25 PM] ariella: ,h'fg.h
[17/03/13 11:24:25 PM] kate: .ddkmdmkmkkmsknf
[17/03/13 11:24:26 PM] ariella: 'df.hg.
[17/03/13 11:24:26 PM] kate: sf