#adelharu

[inukai]

adelharu :’)

[i-w-p-chan]

Sin Unleashed

Summary: Sunshinechild: ENMA! Sunshinechild: KYOKO-CHAN GAVE ME ONE OF HER SPECIAL SMILES TODAY! Sunshinechild: I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! Sunshinechild: MY SOUL IS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN!

Chatfic with established 0027 and a side of All27. Crack.

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Enma and Tsuna have a chat group just for the two of them. It's full of crack and S I N.

Note: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WARNINGS: Shameless Self-Indulgence, Crack, KHR Canon Pushed Back 4-5 Years, Aged Up Characters, The Shimon Live, Suggestive Content, Dirty Humor, 0027 In An Open Relationship, Polyamory, Deserves The T Rating, Talk Of Hypothetical Sexual Encounter, Contains A Couple Of References To OnceABlueMoon's Not-Yet-Posted AUs/Fics :3

Disclaimer: Don't own KHR.

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Sunshinechild: ENMA! Sunshinechild: KYOKO-CHAN GAVE ME ONE OF HER SPECIAL SMILES TODAY! Sunshinechild: I HAVE BEEN BLESSED! Sunshinechild: MY SOUL IS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN!

Awkwardbby: oh my god! Awkwardbby: I hope you enjoy your stay in heaven Awkwardbby: in the meantime Awkwardbby: I'll go seduce your Hibari-san to console me in your absence

Sunshinechild: you'd totally do it though Sunshinechild: show up draped over your bike Sunshinechild: and he'll swoon Sunshinechild: they think I don't know Hibari-san's weakness Sunshinechild: they're so wrong Sunshinechild: just act extra cute and he'll marry you on the spot

Awkwardbby sent willthiswork. jpg

Sunshinechild: ahgdjgsdsagdagsd Sunshinechild: FORGET ABOUT HEAVEN Sunshinechild: IMMA GO DOWN TO HELL TO S I N

Awkwardbby: I'll be waiting for you down there darling

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Awkwardbby: I love you

Sunshinechild: love you too baby but what brought this on?

Awkwardbby: I just wanted to let you know Awkwardbby: before Adel kills me Awkwardbby: she found out about the time I ended up in a bar last week

Sunshinechild: BBY NO DON'T DIE Sunshinechild: I'LL CRY Sunshinechild: TAT

Awkwardbby: I'll leave all of my worldly possessions with you Awkwardbby: I just hope she doesn't find our marriage certificate Awkwardbby: I can hear Deamon's tortured screams Awkwardbby: she's going to get me next Awkwardbby: farewell my beloved Awkwardbby: get you your harem Awkwardbby: live happy Awkwardbby: name a cat after me or something

Sunshinechild: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Awkwardbby sent icantbelieveshedidthis. jpg

Sunshinechild: … Sunshinechild: oh my lord Sunshinechild: where can I find this?

Awkwardbby: TSUNA NO

Sunshinechild: TSUNA YES

Awkwardbby: TSUNA DON'T

Sunshinechild: TSUNA DO Sunshinechild: HIBARI-SAN WILL FINALLY END UP CONFESSING

Awkwardbby: YOU TRAITOR Awkwardbby: I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL CAT LOVERS HERE Awkwardbby: BUT APPARENTLY YOU LIKE PUPPIES TOO NOW?

Sunshinechild: noooooo Sunshinechild: but Hibari-san does

Awkwardbby: … Awkwardbby: FINE

Sunshinechild: I can't believe you immediately accused me of liking puppies Sunshinechild: I thought you knew Sunshinechild: I thought YOU TRUSTED ME Sunshinechild: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

Awkwardbby: OF COURSE IT IS Awkwardbby: OUR LOVE TRANSCENDS INTO HIGHER PLANES OF EXISTENCE

Sunshinechild: you make it sound so pure Sunshinechild: when there is nothing pure about our love Sunshinechild: or you

Awkwardbby: lies and slander!

Sunshinechild: oh hush you Sunshinechild: I know for a fact you've been thinking about my ass for the past 10 days

Awkwardbby: you have a really nice ass though Awkwardbby: AND I AM ONLY HUMAN D:

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Sunshinechild sent lookathim. jpg

Awkwardbby: this is not fair Awkwardbby: why are you surrounded by pretty/hot/handsome people Awkwardbby: who are all smitten with you Awkwardbby: but I'm surrounded by people who think I'm their awkward baby brother Awkwardbby: anyway Awkwardbby: how did you convince Yamamoto to pose for such a risqué picture Awkwardbby: in the locker room Awkwardbby: and not make him suspicious?

Sunshinechild: I only asked for a picture Sunshinechild: he's the one who posed like that Sunshinechild: he thinks I'm oblivious Sunshinechild: just like the rest Sunshinechild: THEY ALL THINK I'M PURE AND INNOCENT Sunshinechild: THEY ALL THINK I DON'T NOTICE Sunshinechild: JUST HOW MUCH THEY FLIRT WITH ME Sunshinechild: THEY THINK I DON'T R E A L I Z E Sunshinechild: I'VE BEEN KABEDON-ED SO MANY TIMES Sunshinechild: THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TIMES IT COULD HAPPEN BEFORE I START TO NOTICE

Awkwardbby: you totally would not have realized they're in love with you Awkwardbby: had I not pointed it out

Sunshinechild: HEY I NOTICED

Awkwardbby: that they were being non-platonically affectionate yes Awkwardbby: but not that they have a thing for you Awkwardbby: I RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS Awkwardbby: THE THIRST FOR TUNA

Sunshinechild: CAN WE NOT Sunshinechild: BRING UP THE TUNA?

Awkwardbby: :D Awkwardbby: and for the record Awkwardbby: I can't believe they think you're still a virgin

Sunshinechild: gasp Sunshinechild: how dare you try to smear my good name and reputation

Awkwardbby: aha Awkwardbby: AHAHAHAHA Awkwardbby: BOY AREN'T YOU GLAD ADEL STILL HASN'T FOUND OUT THAT YOU DEFLOWERED HER BABY BROTHER

Sunshinechild: PLEASE DON'T D: Sunshinechild: I HOPE SHE NEVER FINDS OUT

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Awkwardbby sent thankstheyrelovely. jpg

Awkwardbby: you know how to spoil a guy

Sunshinechild: lakshdkashdahsd Sunshinechild: I KNEW THAT YOU'LL LOOK AMAZING IN THEM Sunshinechild: BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED Sunshinechild: FOR THE SHEER APPEAL Sunshinechild: AND YOU PICKED THE RED ONES TO MATCH YOUR HAIR Sunshinechild: LKASDHKASHDASJDGGASFJDGAS Sunshinechild: I H A V E B E E N B L E S S E D

Awkwardbby sent youremakingmeblush. jpg

Sunshinechild: BLUSH Sunshinechild: YOU FIRST GRADE SEDUCER YOU Sunshinechild: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ADEL KILL US ALL Sunshinechild: SO THAT NO ONE WOULD LOOK AT YOU Sunshinechild: LIKE THEY WANT TO BEND YOU OVER YOUR BIKE Sunshinechild: OR LIKE THEY WANT YOU TO BEND THEM OVER YOUR BIKE

Awkwardbby: be thankful Adel is not reading this Awkwardbby: or Kaoru for that matter Awkwardbby: or even Rauji Awkwardbby: OR MAMI Awkwardbby: MAMI WOULD MURDER YOU AND NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR CORPSE Awkwardbby: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE WIDOWED

Sunshinechild: are you… Sunshinechild: are you wearing the tail too?

Awkwardbby sent yes. jpg

Sunshinechild: … Sunshinechild: FUCK Sunshinechild: ME

Awkwardbby: was that an invitation? :3

Sunshinechild: fuck YES

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Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: TSUNA ANSWER Awkwardbby: COME ON

Sunshinechild: what is it?

Awkwardbby: Adel found out you were the one who sent me the cat ears and tails Awkwardbby: she's on the warpath Awkwardbby: and gunning for your head

Sunshinechild: sakdhlaksdhasjhd Sunshinechild: NO Sunshinechild: OH GOD NO Sunshinechild: I'M ON A CAKE DATE WITH HARU WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Sunshinechild: OH MY GOD IS THAT ADEL??!!! Sunshinechild: OH MY GOD SHE IS HERE ALREADY Sunshinechild: AJSHDKASDAJSHDKAJSD HARU IS STANDING INF RONT OF ME Sunshinechild: SHE'S STARING ADEL DOWN Sunshinechild: ADEL GRABBED HER Sunshinechild: NO DON'T KILL HARU Sunshinechild: SHE Sunshinechild: she put her down to the side and patted down the dust from her clothes Sunshinechild: Haru is blushing Sunshinechild: she's staring dreamily at Adel

Sunshinechild sent LOOK. jpg

Awkwardbby: oh my god Awkwardbby: am I seeing what I think I'm seeing

Sunshinechild: wHat Is the mEanInG of tHIs

Awkwardbby: well Awkwardbby: guess that's Adel crashing your date to sweep her off her feet

Sunshinechild: Haru is ignoring me Sunshinechild: better yet Sunshinechild: ADEL is ignoring me Sunshinechild: also Sunshinechild: I feel like I'm third wheeling Sunshinechild: I should leave them be

Awkwardbby: I'm five minutes away from the park Awkwardbby: meet me there?

Sunshinechild: sure

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Sunshinechild sent imissyou. jpg

Awkwardbby: is that Awkwardbby: is that my shirt?

Sunshinechild: THAT Sunshinechild: is what grabs your attention?

Awkwardbby: when did you get it I've been looking for it for ages

Sunshinechild: I can't believe you

Awkwardbby: what? Awkwardbby: you want me to Awkwardbby: point Awkwardbby: out Awkwardbby: your Awkwardbby: panties?

Sunshinechild: YESSSS

Awkwardbby: why?

Sunshinechild: THEY'RE NEW Sunshinechild: AND CUTE

Awkwardbby: they're black with skulls on them Awkwardbby: punk skulls

Sunshinechild: SO?

Awkwardbby: sigh Awkwardbby: fine Awkwardbby: they're cute Awkwardbby: are you glad?

Sunshinechild sent checktheseout. jpg

Awkwardbby: SLFDHSKJDGSJGD Awkwardbby: CAT PAWS

Sunshinechild: guess I know what underwear I'm going to wear the next time we go on a date

Awkwardbby: hsadkajgsdsadgajs Awkwardbby: hjgdkajsdh Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: I'M ONLY HUMAN Awkwardbby: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID? Awkwardbby: YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE WEARING BOXERS WITH CUTE CAT PAWS ON THEM Awkwardbby: ON OUR NEXT DATE AND EXPECT ME TO Awkwardbby: NOT DIE AND ASCEND TO HEAVEN

Sunshinechild: does heaven even accept perverts like you

Awkwardbby: I can't believe I was just Awkwardbby: called out Awkwardbby: by my enabler

Sunshinechild: always happy to be of service :D

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Sunshinechild: hey Enma Sunshinechild: remember when you went through your family's record Sunshinechild: and found some things on a guy who looks so much like me it's suspicious?

Awkwardbby: yeah Awkwardbby: that 'guy' was the FOUNDER OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MAFIA FAMILY Awkwardbby: what about him

Sunshinechild: today Sunshinechild: a baby came and told me that Sunshinechild: I am apparently related to that guy Sunshinechild: on unrelated news Sunshinechild: I am apparently an heir to a mafia family Sunshinechild: three guesses which one Sunshinechild: and two don't count

Awkwardbby: VONGOLA? Awkwardbby: FUCK Awkwardbby: WHAT Awkwardbby: OH MY GOD Awkwardbby: YOU WANT ME TO GET THERE? Awkwardbby: SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET AND DISAPPEAR WITH YOU TOWARDS THE SUNSET?

Sunshinechild: while I would really love for you to sweep me off my feet and run with me towards the sunset Sunshinechild: and while I am pissed about being given the position out of nowhere when I want to be YOUR mafia wife instead Sunshinechild: you're working really hard on getting the Shimon away from the mafia Sunshinechild: and you're half-way there Sunshinechild: I don't want you to throw that away just for my sake

Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: FUCK IT Awkwardbby: YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT Awkwardbby: IF YOU WEREN'T THERE Awkwardbby: WHEN DEAMON CAME KNOCKING WITH A SCYTHE Awkwardbby: THERE WOULDN'T *BE* A SHIMON FAMILY Awkwardbby: I'M SURE EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY WOULD BE UP IN ARMS AND Awkwardbby: WOULD STORM THE FUCKING VONGOLA FOR YOU ONCE THEY HEAR

Sunshinechild: Enma no

Awkwardbby: ENMA YES

Sunshinechild: I'm serious about this Sunshinechild: please Sunshinechild: let me do it myself

Awkwardbby: … Awkwardbby: FINE Awkwardbby: doesn't mean I have to like it Awkwardbby: doesn't mean I'm not going to tell the others

Sunshinechild: … fine…

Awkwardbby: three months Tsuna Awkwardbby: three months Awkwardbby: and then we'll make it our business

Sunshinechild: thank you. Sunshinechild: now Sunshinechild: how do you get rid of the world's greatest hitman?

Awkwardbby: TSUNA

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Sunshinechild: I am absolutely glad I decided not to go commando today Sunshinechild: I don't think I'll be going commando anytime in the foreseeable future

Awkwardbby: … Awkwardbby: what Awkwardbby: just what

Sunshinechild: so Reborn has bullets that make you run around in your underwear Sunshinechild: while screaming about your last regrets Sunshinechild: thankfully Sunshinechild: I was wearing my unicorn patterned boxers Sunshinechild: so my image of purity was preserved Sunshinechild: and thankfully Sunshinechild: my last regret at the time was not asking Ryohei-senpai out Sunshinechild: Mochida-senpai was screaming Sunshinechild: he was brandishing his sword and threatening to castrate whoever made me do what I did

Awkwardbby: I have no words

Sunshinechild: hey Sunshinechild: at least I didn't go around declaring my regret of not having your babies

Awkwardbby: jdashdkaskdkasjdasdh Awkwardbby: TSUNA Awkwardbby: BAD BOY Awkwardbby: DOWN

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Awkwardbby: doesn't Reborn know about this chat?

Sunshinechild: he thinks it's a chat for otaku

Awkwardbby: .. w hy?

Sunshinechild: because I told him so

Awkwardbby: and he… believed you?

Sunshinechild sent lookatme. jpg

Sunshinechild: does this baby look like he would lie?

Awkwardbby: yes

Sunshinechild: gasp Sunshinechild: betrayed by my own husband D:

Awkwardbby: …. Awkwardbby: I miss you

Sunshinechild: I miss you too

Sunshinechild sent luvyou. jpg

Awkwardbby sent luvyoutoo. jpg

Awkwardbby: I can't wait until the situation is resolved Awkwardbby: or the three months pass Awkwardbby: Adel has her girlfriend over a lot Awkwardbby: but I'm stuck yearning for my bae because he has a chaperone he can't ditch

Sunshinechild: you forgot to say 'yet'

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Sunshinechild: I can't wait to introduce you to the others after all of this mess with the Vongola is over and done with Sunshinechild: then we can all live happily in one house with an army of cats

Awkwardbby: they'll murder each other Awkwardbby: and then they'll murder me Awkwardbby: because I 'corrupted' you or something Awkwardbby: when we both know it's you who corrupted me

Sunshinechild: that's easy to solve Sunshinechild: we just need you and a beach Sunshinechild: and then have you step out of the water like you're shooting an ad or something Sunshinechild: Enma Unleashed Sunshinechild: I'd like to see them try and resist you

Awkwardbby: should I be worried that my bae knows how to seduce people using my body?

Sunshinechild: oh hun, that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Awkwardbby sent mamisayshi. jpg

Awkwardbby: she wants to know when you will be coming over next Awkwardbby: I want to know that too Awkwardbby: any news on that front? Awkwardbby: Tsuna…?

Sunshinechild: YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED Sunshinechild: oh hey uhhh Sunshinechild: one Sunshinechild: I love your sister

Awkwardbby: I love my sister too

Sunshinechild: and two Sunshinechild: a shocking development happened recently

Awkwardbby: did I miss you having sex with an alternate version of yourself?

Sunshinechild: no of course not Sunshinechild: if I did have sex with an alternate version of myself Sunshinechild: you'd be notified Sunshinechild: probably get to watch it live streamed Sunshinechild: or live Sunshinechild: probably become involved too Sunshinechild: (you make excellent suggestions)

Awkwardbby: AHEM

Sunshinechild: but anyway Sunshinechild: no that did not happen Sunshinechild: you know what I found out today? Sunshinechild: THERE IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER HEIR WHOOO

Awkwardbby: TRULY? Awkwardbby: WHAT'S THEIR NAME? Awkwardbby: I HAVE SOMEONE TO COERCE INTO TAKING MAFIA BOSSHOOD

Sunshinechild: his name is Xanxus Sunshinechild: apparently he's the current boss' son

Awkwardbby: why the heck wasn't HE picked as the next in line?

Sunshinechild: and get this Sunshinechild: he's coming over to challenge me for the position

Awkwardbby: you don't even want the position

Sunshinechild: EXACTLY

Awkwardbby: do you want me to send Adel over?

Sunshinechild: NO

Awkwardbby: I'm sending Deamon over

Sunshinechild: ENMA NO

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Sunshinechild sent icantbelieveyouactuallydidit. jpg

Sunshinechild: DID YOU HAVE TO?

Awkwardbby: YES Awkwardbby: Deamon was getting antsy anyway Awkwardbby: so how did it go?

Sunshinechild: HE CALLED ME OUT Sunshinechild: ROASTED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE Sunshinechild: KINK-SHAMED ME WHILE HE WAS AT IT Sunshinechild: TOLD THEM ABOUT OUR ESCAPADES Sunshinechild: LECTURED THEM ALL ABOUT HOW IT WAS TIME Sunshinechild: FOR THE VONGOLA TO BE FREE FROM THE REIGN Sunshinechild: OF PERVERTS PREYING ON REDHEADS Sunshinechild: "and yes that includes Primo" Sunshinechild: AND THEN HE LAUNCHED INTO A BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT Sunshinechild: OF VONGOLA PRIMO'S AND SHIMON PRIMO'S Sunshinechild: ROMANCE DRAMA WHICH I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW Sunshinechild: also Sunshinechild: everyone knows about us now so prepare yourself Sunshinechild: we're eloping

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