#adequatelyunprepared

[transmascmoss]

adequatelyunprepared said: AGHH cute!! Love the lace!! Is that a dress? 

Thank you.Yes! :) It's like one of those fancy-schmancy illusion lace dresses. The only problem being that the part underneath the lace literally kept coming up. *sigh* At least I was wearing spanx. Lotsa people saw da booty today.

[tinyleaves]

"the chili is veg"

*turns my 18x24 into a hang glider and sails home"

[larent]

adequatelyunprepared said: I’M SO EXCITEDDD MMMMMMMMMM YE

[tinyleaves]

had a competition with my cousin on who could find the most obscure magazine

[tinyleaves]

LOOK AT ME. IM AN ADULT. IM SO COOL. I DRIVE A CAR. I BITE INTO MY STRING CHEESE.

my roommate on the bitch who said she bit her cheese cause she "wasn't five"

[tinyleaves]

so my cousins/roommates are mormon

but they haven't gone to church in a while or something idk

and I guess it's like a thing to visit members who haven't been coming and so at 10 OCLOCK AT NIGHT these two blonde church members come up in here

I let them in cause I didnt know that they were church people at first

but they come up in here

jessa got no pants on

and ailene is fucking stoned

nothing separating them from jessa's undies but a blanket

ailene's pupils big as the stone the covered christ's tomb

and we sit here in this living room and laugh about harry potter world for 20 minutes

what the fuck

just happened