Sigh. Even when having a tough day, my “What if Life was a Musical” shows up.
To the tune of “Do Your Ears Hang Low”
“If your hair dye is pink
And your shampoo is blue
What color do you think
The tub water dyed to?
If you’re thinking it was purple
Then I’m sorry but you’re wrong
The water turned orange
Which is why I wrote this song.”















