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My person goes to jail in 26 days. He won't let me tell anyone yet. I'm scared Im going to fuck up and not make rent and loose our house and Im scared hes going to die in there or come back and be a completely different person. Im scared that Im going to die while hes in there and that he won't know why Im not there anymore. I pine for him already. Fuck the police.

that sounds real rough but this is a inactive hetalia confession blog

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... Choose between math and, uh, uh, uh, a story of a guy getting eaten by a whale. You have to choose you have to choose you have to choose. No. I don't have to choose, because both of those exist, and both of those came out of my species' mind. I'm capable- I have a processor in my head that's more powerful than anything Apple could ever generate because it's capable of thinking two things at once- both equally. I am capable of creation; I'm capable of mysticism; I'm capable of mythology. I'm capable of approaching my life in a logical, and mythical perspective. I'm capable of both and you want to compromise me; you want me in shackles. Don't make me choose between Pepsi and Coke because you're just pushing corn syrup. That's it.

-Dan Harmon, talking about religion and politics in "Examine Before You Fight"

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Jeff: Lets put that gold lion in the box and get the fuck out of here.

Spencer: The lion does not fit in the box.

Jeff: You don't fit in the box!

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