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Medical Starters
Here’s a list of medical sentence starters, taken from things overheard or said by medical professionals to students and/or patients:
When did the pain start?
How long does it last?
The patient presented with LRQ abdominal pain and a fever. So yes, we need to rule out appendicitis, genius.
On a scale of one to ten, with ten being the worst [pain, headace, nausea, etc.] you’ve ever had in your life, what’s your pain scale?
No, you don’t automatically remove a bullet from a patient. Sometimes you leave it and let it heal, and treat for infection. Did you read the article I sent you about GSW?
Compare the pain to last week, last month, or even last year. How is it now? Better, worse, or the same?
This won’t hurt at all.
This will only hurt for a second.
You’ll feel a little pressure.
Just a pinch and we’re done.
Have you ever had a spinal tap before? Well today we’re about to do another first for you.
Don’t move. Just breathe and relax.
It won’t take that long. We’ll see you in an hour.
Just take a slow, deep breath, then let it out fast.
What kind of cancer? There’s far more than one type.
Lung sounds are clear. Did you take the full course of antibiotics?
You say chest pain, I say where in your chest?
That’s not your chest, that’s your gall bladder.
Abdomen pain is tricky.
You’re hearing hoofbeats and thinking zebras. Unless a zebra is taking a shit in your ER, you’ve got yourself a horse.
No, you’re not going to die from it. No one dies of embarrassment, and you won’t be the first one to do it.
If we had a cure for it, we’d give it. Right now the only thing you can do is quit smoking so you won’t make it worse.
IRL Jack Morrison Sentence Starters
“I don’t know where Zenyatta is. I’m the healer I guess. Me, the man with the rifle.”
“I feel like an enraged gorilla.”
“Yeah! Get out there! Wait, I’m missing people.”
“I don’t think people realize how fucking good I am at this job.”
“It makes me laugh that Private Ziegler is always Reaper.”
“That’s hack the planet, sir.”
“You’re getting a tank, and you’re getting a tank shoved up your ass.”
“Mercy, no, honey, I hate it when you do this.”
“Trust me, I think you guys will like me doing this a lot better.”
“I can’t do this by myself, you realize.”
“It’s a little repair on himself. It’s his way of huffing mayonnaise.”
“It’s okay, I’ll get attacked for Bastion. He can’t run very fast, and I don’t like it.”
“Look at him. He’s so little. He’s chuggin’.”
“I can’t stand it when people can’t take care of themselves. I want to help them.”
“These people are probably swearing at me up and down.”
“I’d rather have him on the field than me. He’s more important.”
“Fuck’s sake Lena, thank you so much.”
“I say as I go back and help her again, like a complete idiot.”
“You’re all in my way, please.”
“Bust my motherfucking ass and one person voted for me. Didn’t do well enough? Thank you.”
“Oh, might as well fucking call her Lady Dies-A-Lot.”
“Orisa’s a baby, Junkrat has one leg, and Bastion can’t run. People pick on them and I hate that.”
“Why is this a happening thing?”
“That’s not nice, don’t do that.”
“I see, we’re gonna have to play covert ops. Send in Sombra, because Soldier’s as covert as a rutting bear.”
IRL Jack Morrison Quotes, Part II
“You don’t know how hard it is to go into Mayhem without a weapon. Your teammates are weapons, and we all know what flaky shits we can be.”
“That’s the sucky-backy thing.”
“Please, please don’t kill me. Have mercy, Pharah!”
“Oh my god, is that ___? Is she killing me? She’s killing me!”
“She’s killing the shit out of me!”
“Fucking asshole, I’d take a shit in his sombrero and put it back on his head.”
“It’s not all me, part of it’s you for laughing.”
“I’ve got to remember that next time, Reaper. Grab the dick.”
“I don’t know what ‘overdo’ is.”
“Sometimes I have to apply thought; I can’t just say one way or the other.”
“Where the fuck is Hanzo? I can’t see him.”
“Die, die, die ... you first.”
“Too bad there’s not a ‘fuck you’ on the communication wheel because I would use it right now.”
“I’m not a sore loser. I can take a good loss well. I’m a perfectionist.”
“Why am I getting stuck with suck-fuck?”
“See, this is good. This is good losing.”
“I can’t decide if ____ is helpful or not. Do you think he/she/they is/are?”
“I don’t think Ana can do this alone. I’m not trying to be insulting, I’m trying to help.”
Ask my muse intensely private questions. For the next ten asks, they cannot tell a lie.
Sorry for the long wait, dear followers! Stuff irl has kept me super super super busy, but I will definitely get everythign done by the end of the week!!
I apologize for the long wait!
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