This is anime is so underrated (despite being rated anime of This anime is so underrated and I’m so glad this blog exists, we need more appreciation of the akudamas 😤. Can I request some headcanons of swindler, courier, cutthroat, and hacker with a fem s/o whose birthday is coming up and what they would plan for/give them? (If it’s too many feel free to pick any, thank you!)
Our first multiple character ask! Thank you so much! When it comes to multiple characters I tend to write around 5-6 headcanons instead of the usual 8 for one character, so hope you don’t mind!
Birthday Plans with Fem! S/O
Swindler will have all special dates, including your birthday, written on her calendar. I can see her planning something days ahead of the special event!
She will send you a happy birthday good morning text, complete with emoticons. “Happy birthday S/O! I’ll be dropping by later, so get ready for a day full of fun! <3”
She will surprise you with your gift first, which will include your favorite perfume, lotion, and perhaps a piece of jewelry. A stuffed animal might even be in there too, if she was able to decide among the several cute ones she had found!
Afterwards, the two of you will spend a day out hitting the town. If you like spa days or makeovers, then she will surprise you with an appointment at a local hot spring or hair salon. Then some dinner reservations at your favorite restaurant.
You two will stroll arm-in-arm on the way back home, with Swindler asking if you enjoyed your birthday. She might act a little smug in revealing that she had been so busy making sure that the day was perfect.
Back home, she’ll present you with some baked goodies she made along with some tea to relax you. All in all, you’ve been spoiled the whole day. “S/O, happy birthday again! I hope you have many more to come.”
Truthfully, he might not act completely different on your birthday than he normally would on any other day. He will still be as serious and straight-faced as usual.
Courier definitely remembers your birthday however, much to your surprise. He has so many jobs to think about, but he has committed your special day to memory.
He doesn’t have time to do anything special, per say, but he might just cook you a little treat that you favor. He’ll play it off by saying it’s nothing though! “I just thought I’d cook something different for today. That’s all.”
Unbeknownst to you, he has made sure to finish all his work ahead of schedule to spend more time with you. It’s not much, but he feels that time can be something valuable, and you deserve that at least.
As an extra special treat, he will take you on a ride through the city before parking in a terrace that overlooks the entire area, enough for you to see the twinkling city lights. Of course Courier will say he only wanted a smoke break, but the gesture is pretty evident.
At the end of the day, once you get back home, he’ll pop out a gift he got. It would be something that you had expressed interest in before, be it an article of clothing or a simple item. He will act nonchalant in his delivery. “I forgot; I got you this. Happy birthday… shithead.”
Birthdays are rather special to Cutthroat, so he will make sure to know when yours is. He will still do the classic teasing that some people do, though. “Hmm? What’s that, love? Today’s a special day? I can’t seem to remember…”
Once his teasing is done, however, he will begin spoiling you. Whatever you want to do, Cutthroat will want a piece of it. Amusement park? No ticket lines will be holding you two back. Dinner? Get ready for the buffet of a lifetime. Anyone that gets in the way will of course be dealt with.
His real birthday gift to you will be something that’s closer to his likes instead of yours. In other words, presenting you with a helpless victim to kill.
For Cutthroat, killing someone and seeing their blood spilling out is a sight unlike any other, so he would want you to experience that firsthand, regardless of whether or not you enjoy it as well.
But if you are unable to go through with it, then he will simply smile and hand you a white box containing your favorite flavor of cake. Because nothing beats sweets right?
He will wrap his arms around you tightly that night, all the while telling you how much he loves you. “Happy birthday, my angel. I’m happy you were born.”
Hacker will be similar to Swindler in that he has planned ahead, but maybe not in the most ethical way.
That is to say, I can see him hacking and snooping around your search history for things you might like. So I hope you’ve only been looking at things that actually interest you, otherwise, that fish vase you looked up as a joke might just end up in a gift bag for you.
Despite that, he will know your likes and dislikes, so he will make an accurate guess as to what you would want for your birthday. Acquiring information and deciphering it is his whole gimmick, so of course he will know everything about his S/O!
In terms of what to do for the day, he will be content with staying at home with you. If you really want to go out however, he may just hack into your favorite store after closing hours to allow you to bypass the security and roam around freely. “See, S/O? Now you have all the time in the world to shop to your heart’s content. And no one to disturb you.”
That night, Hacker will ask you to casually get something by the window. Upon looking out, you’ll see a flying bus with a special birthday message displayed on the advertisement screen. It won’t say your name, but your favorite colors, designs, and animations will be on point.
After thanking him a million times, he will give you a simple but sincere smile. “Happy birthday. I hope today was a day to remember.”
