Analysis Index:
Here’s a table of contents for all of the Wheatley analyses and headcanons I and others have done in the past, organized for your convenience. A ★ signifies some of my proudest work:
Portal 2 Liveplay:
★★★★ The Entire Liveplay Index ★★★★
Wheatley Analyses:
Headcanon/Analysis: Communication Issues
Wheatley’s Emotional Problems
Wheatley’s Behavior in the chassis
Wheatley’s Motives
Wheatley being a china cabinet
★ Being Taken Advantage of
Wheatley having Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria
A small but Interesting little detail
Wheatley, vengeance, addiction and emotional deregulation
★ Analysis: Wheatley knew all along
Wheatley and paradoxes
★ Why you can’t trust everything the writers tell you
★ A Personal Name / Wheatley Laboratories
★ Analysis: An accent from beyond
Things to keep in mind when writing Wheatley
Portal 2 and Moral Greyness (A wonderful analysis by @melancholy-starlight )
★ Headcanon/Analysis: Wheatley is in constant pain
Wheatley’s Broken Handles
About the Aperture Scientists lying to Wheatley
Wheatley’s lack of a synthesized voice
The Last Corebender
So I just replayed Portal (A wonderful analysis by @if-im-only-daydreaming)
Wheatley is not Fearless (A Wonderful analysis by @imreallyhereforportal)
Wheatley’s love of roleplaying
★ Analysis: It’s a Wonderful Life (If Wheatley didn’t exist)
Wheatley and his relation to Exile Vilify
Wheatley while he was attached to GLaDOS
Wheatley having a sense of smell
Wheatley’s personality without the insecurities or worries
Had the core transfer gone down differently (Bonus)
★ Examples of Wheatley studying in-game
Wheatley and ghost stories
Wheatley being likely to become more timid and withdrawn after the events of Portal 2
Wheatley’s apology
Wheatley’s repeated behavior of bottling up his grievances
Wheatley being a good person with imperfections
Wheatley MBTI analysis by @space-and-nebulochaos
★ Wheatley’s behavior suggesting that he was watching movies while in the chassis
Wheatley having anxiety as opposed to being delusional
★ Analysis: Motivation, Heroes and Roleplaying
Wheatley simply being a sentient AI as opposed to having a human mind uploaded into his core
Wheatley and the 5 test subjects he tried to escape with
Wheatley ignoring his injuries
Wheatley keeping things bottled up
Wheatley’s reappearing handles
★ Wheatley’s blind faith in the scientists
★ Wheatley’s Height
★ Wheatley’s opinion on the other cores
Wheatley’s accent (A brilliant analysis by @kaispeakshermind )
★ Wheatley was never actually legitimately employed at the Relaxation Center in the first place
Wheatley imitating GLaDOS’s behavior in the chassis.
Wheatley deserves a hug + Wheatley assuming that he was the one being betrayed (A lovely analysis by @humanwheatleyslefttoenail)
Wheatley’s moral greyness, coping mechanisms, psychology + Valve’s shoddy writing.
Wheatley being an empathy core. (A cute analysis by @humanwheatleyslefttoenail )
Wheatley’s dislike of turrets and his aversion to the Oracle Turret
Wheatley developing his own personality from scratch as opposed to having once been human
★ Valve’s mishandling of Wheatley’s character during Test Chamber 15 leading up to The Part Where He Kills You
★★★ Wheatley displaying signs of having BPD
Wheatley feeling very tiny and insignificant
Wheatley’s false memories
Wheatley’s use of lewd wording
Evidence of Wheatley not being a moron:
★ Analysis: Intelligence
Wheatley does not find insults towards his intelligence to be endearing
Occam’s Razor
Wheatley being far more distracting than he is stupid
Analysis: Literacy / Wheatley being capable of reading
★ Wheatley and ADHD
Wheatley Vindication Meme by @trashdayis
★ Analysis / Rebuttal: This isn’t about “letting Wheatley be dumb”
People only having a surface level view of Wheatley
Intelligence and accents
Wheatley vindication meme by @jessister
Wheatley: Beyond the Moron (A wonderful analysis by @morgulsquirrel)
★ Wheatley’s Intelligence and lack of focus
Wheatley admitting to not being a genius but not wanting to be treated as stupid
★ Wheatley Vindication / Rebuttal
Allowing yourself to be open-minded in regards to studying Wheatley
Portal 2′s writers failing to write a stupid character in Wheatley
Wheatley’s many clever ideas / Rebuttal
Messing With Wheatley: A Page Torn From The Ole’ Bastard Handbook (A brilliant analysis by @the-evilanon )
Wheatley having a wide vocabulary as noted by @kaispeakshermind
★ Wheatley was never meant to be stupid to begin with
Things and topics Wheatley is aware of.
Wheatley and Relationships / Socialization:
Fear of being taken for granted
Wheatley being more interested in friendships rather than romantic relationships
★ Wheatley being an extroverted ambivert
Wheatley being motivated by friendship
★ Wheatley being depressed as opposed to being aromantic
Wheatley and affection
Wheatley being hugged part 1
Wheatley being hugged part 2
Wheatley being hugged part 3
Wheatley’s desperation for companionship (Bonus)
Wheatley, Chell and Reason
Wheatley wishing that Chell would communicate with him
Wheatley letting Chell get away with things because of his guilt
Wheatley putting Chell’s needs before his own
Wheatley’s fear of abandonment and his clinginess with Chell
Wheatley being more concerned with friendship than romance
Wheatley and Space Core having a brotherly relationship
Wheatley’s abandonment issues
Wheatley being clingy and affectionate towards the people he has a close bond with (Bonus)
★★★ Wheatley displaying signs of having BPD
Wheatley and GLaDOS’s mental age gap
Chelley or ChellDOS? Neither! GLaDOS and Wheatley deserve better.
Platonic kisses
Portal 2 Analyses:
★ Portal 2 Estimated Timeline of Events
Portal 2 Critique Analysis of Chapter 8, Test Chamber 12-15 leading up to The Part Where He Kills You
Portal Stories: Mel: Virgil critique
★ A fact about cores that a lot of people seemed to overlook
So I just replayed Portal (A wonderful analysis by @if-im-only-daydreaming )
★ Some facts about Atlas and P-body
★ About Atlas and P-body’s Personalities
Portal 2 and Leitmotifs
GLaDOS Liveplay and Analyses by @ask-glados
Portal 2 being one mass cycle of miscommunication
★ An insensitive franchise
Aperture’s Batteries (Bonus) (Bonus)
The concern of Valve losing focus in regards to the portal franchise
★ The height of a personality sphere
★ What the personality cores think about each other
Some fun facts about Stephen Merchant
Wheatley Headcanons:
Teamwork
Sparking
Whistling
Singing (Updated version)
Names
★ Frankenturrets in the facility
Space Ramblings
Wheatley and roleplaying
Communication Issues
Motivational Quotes
★ English
★ Being Taken Advantage of
What Wheatley smells like
Wheatley’s fears
Dream Job
Creative Outlets
Wheatley and judging others
★ Insecure Ap-Sap
★ A personal name
Losing a friend, animal lives and witnessing a crime
Wishing on a star
Wheatley’s chatty personality and need for attention
★ Wheatley’s anniversary
★ Shades of color
Wheatley’s opinion on video games
Wheatley and heroism
Some lovely headcanons by @i-joined-portal-late
Crossword Puzzles
★ Infallibility (Bonus)
Wheatley’s taste in music
Wheatley when choosing his own name
★ Reappearing Handles
Wheatley being ace
★ Wheatley and Space Core having a brotherly relationship
Wheatley and D&D
Wheatley being likely to enjoy espionage films
Wheatley doesn’t celebrate his birthday/anniversary (Bonus)
Wheatley’s handle discomfort
Wheatley having seen the enigmatic G-man before (And Chell potentially being tied to Half Life’s overarching story)
Wheatley’s phobias
Wheatley’s dislike of The Stanley Parable’s narrator.
More to be added as I make future analyses and headcanons, hope you all enjoy!









