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welcome to the golden globes fashion breakdown where we scream about the world’s SEXIEST PENGUIN

tom has taken more and more recently to wearing double-breasted suits, a true indication of his sartorial evolution and his ability to age like fine wine except wine that’s unusually fuckable. the look is mature and sophisticated, and he’s got the facial hair and hairstyle to match it - because i’m a serious slightly arthouse actor now guys, just forget about that marvel thing already please

PLEASE

but, because thomas william hiddleston is also an enormous child, a bow tie. this has the effect of making him not only look sophisticated but also the CUTEST FUCKING BUTTON OF A PERSON YOU’VE EVER SEEN. speaking of buttons, look at those sweet little black details on the shirt, it’s just too much.

your acceptance speech may have been a bit cringe (okay more than a bit cringe) but in the immortal words of hannah montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days”. we’re still proud of you, and a golden globe is no small achievement!

wearing colours would be an even bigger achievement, but we’ve got all of 2017 for that.

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TEAR THOSE SLEEVES OFF AND COMPLETE THE MARTY MCFLY TRANSFORMATION idk about you, but when i go out jogging i always make sure i match my socks to my cap. just one of those #justgirlythings and ALSO apparently a #justhiddlesthing. though i don't think this is quite what fashion bloggers mean when they talk about coordinated accessories... some old favourites: the jacket, of course, making an appearance after a hiatus so long i bet some of you have never seen it. the nike runners are OF COURSE a classic too some new favourites: fingerless gloves for the dishevelled swagger. also unusual to see tom in pants that aren't delightfully booty hugging, and while granted he is jogging, i feel like he needs kudos for branching out on that front

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now this is just obscene i mean you would have thought that such a high-profile, high-budget film as thor 3 would have a costume department that could afford it’s own clothes. cleaaaaaaaarly they’ve just asked tom to come along to set in his regular attire and honestly i just think it’s disappointing from marvel.

also, too colourful. stop it, my poor ovaries retinas. i cannot cope with all this overwhelming vibrancy

this outfit is illegal, confirmed. definitive nopeity nope nah nope. inappropriate. 

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welcome to episode two of the hiddleswift queensland getaway thor filming wardrobe, where we present to you a man who could scarcely be wearing more logos on his body at one time.

okay, so i know you’re filming with legendary, but is it really necessary to wear their merch when you’re jogging? nike would be loving it though, between the swoosh on your shoulder and the runners you’re sporting. i wonder if there’s a quota in his contract about the number of times he has to be seen wearing legendary kit. i’m praying their is so we get more pics of this gratifyingly-tight-in-the-pec-region shirt that i simultaneously love and hate. 

also amusing to me: the dress watch. okay, so this blog spends literally years whining about how you always wear sports watches to formal events, and then you go jogging in a dress watch?! well played, sir, well played.

he’s back at it again with the neutral-mixing though. we’ve got black, grey and navy all happening at once here and i’m a bit dizzy. i’m not going to kick up a huge fuss because it’s just activewear, but even so, habits are habits and i feel like at this rate we’re gonna see a red carpet with navy pants, a grey waistcoat and a black jacket. let’s cut this pattern before it becomes sinister, hm?

p.s. are you a yankees fan thomas, or do you just like the hat? these questions and more must be answered, folks. it’s serious business here.

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i’m estatic to bring to you episode one in the grand adventures of tropical hiddleswift getaway tom’s australian stint for the filming of the new thor movie

when i saw the footage of these two arriving in australia i seriously gasped because no, surely he’s not back to doing that thing where he hooks his sunglasses onto his t-shirt so that EVERY DAMN SHIRT BECOMES A V-NECK WHETHER IT WANTS TO BE OR NOT. any excuse to show off his twelve chest hairs, i swear to god

we’ve got the return of a few old favourites here too, the polo ralph lauren quilted jacket for starters, plus the grey suede shoes. i’m not gonna lie, i kind of wish tom had chosen one sort of neutral rather than opting for grey accessories (shoes and orisis backpack), blue jeans and jacket and a white shirt, with black sunglasses to boot, but hey, if i was dating taylor swift i’d probably be so distracted that i forgot how to dress properly too

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tom has clearly levelled up sartorially because he is now able to wear TWO CONTRASTING PRINTS at the very same time?! and they’re both colourful (if blue counts as a colour, which it almost does).

but honestly those socks are suuuuuuuper cute, i can’t imagine any better way to inject some fun into stuffy media events than with mega-adorable blue spotted socks. paired with serious, i-am-a-gentleman brown brogues. goals. plus this suit is also very sweet, the warm blue and the print makes it really informal and charming. yas. YAS.

i feel like you’ve got hugh laurie in the classic black getup like some conservative dad and then tom is the rebellious drama school kid with the bold socks like “god dad acting is a real job” admittedly this analogy works better if the dad is not hugh laurie but roll with me here

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stripesstripesstripesstripesstripes

i can’t even remember the last time we saw tom in stripes, but i’ve gotta say it’s a lovely novelty. it’s not like the man actually needs to wear vertical stripes when he’s built like a tree anyway, but it sure as fuck doesn’t hurt either.

check out that tan, though! you can tell he’s been filming in the great outdoors recently, he looks less like a dashing englishman and more ‘english early retiree living on the mediterranean’

all else has been said a million times over - look at those blue eyes shine when he wears a blue suit, that shirt is crisp as hell, tailoring on the tight side of acceptable (in other words, how we know he likes it)... yas. just yassss.

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this is a GENUINE DELIGHT my heart is SINGING what a GLORIOUS DAY we are blessed with

i cannot even describe my first sighting of this suit from ATAS/SAG panel and Screening of 'the night manager’. we’ve seen so many blue and black suits on the recent red carpet runs and suddenly BAM we’ve got this red wonder. what colour shall we call this? rust? carmine? WHO CARES BITCHES IT’S STUNNING AND SHOCKING AND INVIGORATING 

i love that instead of wearing blue to bring out tom’s eyes (a fabulous but very standard move) this stylist has decided to put him in red to draw out the scottish strawberry-blond-ness of his hair.

bonus points for the dark purple tie, it’s a brave choice given the amount of colour already emanating from this outfit. it’d be easier to go without a tie (not that tom would ever dare) or throw on something basic and monochromatic than to choose this little number, so kudos for courage there. i think it works charmingly.

last but not least, because tom has finally learned to close his legs and sit like the precious dainty flower he is we can get these glorious shots of the soles of his brown louboutin loafers, which fantastically proves his adoration for them (look at that wear, that is a much-loved pair of shoes ladies and gentlemen and non-binary buddies).

anyhow, i could talk all day about this beautiful set of photos but instead i’ll just retire into a pile of jelly and whimper lightly for the next few days BYE