Jun 27, 2021
*Saki's first day as a lawyer*
Judge: And who will you be representing?
Saki: *throwing gang sign* The streets your honor
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*Saki's first day as a lawyer*
Judge: And who will you be representing?
Saki: *throwing gang sign* The streets your honor
More Construction Lily
Lily: Mentally I am forklift certified
Yugiri: Dreaming about driving a forklift doesn't count as certification, Lady Lily
Lily: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
(After Lily's performance in "Little Bodda Bope Saga" goes viral)
Lily: I'm a meme!
Yugiri: You can be whatever you want to be, Lily-han.
(Source: Tumblr)
Kidnapper: We have your sister.
Lily: I don't have a sister???
Kidnapper: She made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come and pick her up?
Lily: Oh fuck, you have Yugiri
Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter
She is a construction worker's daughter
*Franchouchou Watching The Lego Movie on DVD. Just finished the opening song*
Lily: *starts to speak* "Hey maybe-
Kotaro: "No! We are not renting a dozen cranes for the next performance!"
"Women want me. Men want me. Children cry at the sight of me."
Kotaro Tatsumi
Kotaro: Come up with a song using the sentence "I saw a flower." Go. Saki, the Rapper: Yo, I was hangin' wit my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden Sakura, the 2008 Pop Idol: I saw a flower, a flower, a flower; It had blue petals, blue petals, blue petals Ai, the 2000's Rock Ballad: In fields where nothing grew but weeds, I found a flower at my feet; Bending there in my direction Lily, the Punk Rocker: I came across a beautiful flower, but it FUCKING DIED Junko, the Metalhead: AARRSGGDYDYSHDH — FLOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!! AZBSVDHCJSHDBSFKBJANSJD — IN A FIELD!!!!! Yugiri, the Folk Singer: I was riding a horse and drinking my wine, but then I saw a pretty little flower, and I said, "Look, it's a flower!" Tae: *chewing a flower*
Tae: * internally, upon seeing Sakura* Ah, yes. My favorite non-Romero zombie. My best friend. The one who ensures that I am well-fed and in one piece, generally looks out for my well-being, and helps me to understand what is going on around me at all times. I must greet her in a way that illustrates how much I appreciate all that she does for me.
Tae: GRAAH! *pounces and bites the top of Sakura's head*
Tae: *internally* Nailed it.