So uuuhh my fansession is kinda f*cked and i dunno if it's fixable?? The Prince of Doom accidentally prototyped her laptop with the SGRUB client disk. Then, In an attempt to one-up her, the maid of space """accidentally""" prototyped HER laptop with the SGRUB server disk (she's blackrom for the prince). The Bard of Mind tried to 420 blaze it with his sprite and ended up prototyping a blunt. The maid of time's future self tried to travel to a better timeline and fix things 1/?
The maid of times future self tried to travel back to a better timeline and fix things, but only had one shot at it because they were very weak from a huge battle. They arrived too late to stop the prince and maid, So they just waited for their past self to enter the medium then prototyped themself (future self). There are, astonishingly, more problems with this session, but what I've said is already a LOT 2/3(?)
Also the full session contains a Prince of Doom, Witch of Void, Witch of Life, Maid of Space, Maid of Time, Knight of Hope, Bard of Mind, and a Sylph of Breath. I know this is a lot to ask, and i understand if it's too much. But can you think of any ways this session could be saved? 3/3
Aw man I LOVE dysfunctional sessions. You’re welcome to send the rest of the story as a submission if you want!
Unfortunately I don’t quite understand what was bad about prototyping the computer with the client and server disks? Did the Maid’s laptop claim the Prince’s laptop as its client? (Please say yes.)
Someone should keep an eye on the Bard, not because he’s a Bard but because his drug-addled brain is just probably something that someone should keep an eye on. I vote the Sylph of Breath, cuz Breath seems like it should definitely include weed and the blazing of.
Maid of Time and her Maid-of-Time sprite should be fine, they both seem like good helpful people, even if MoTsprite seems like she needs to get better control of her time powers (she should have taken some, hey, TIME after that battle to rest up and then NOT BE LATE). It’s hard being a kid.
Maid of Space may have some difficulty focusing on frog breeding if she’s black-crushing on the Prince, so maybe an auspistice should head that off. Perhaps Knight of Hope can take that role since they’re likely to be helping with the frogs, unless the personality of one of the Witches is preferable for the role. It’s not an easy role, after all.
I’ll hang on to the other 2 asks in case you respond about the laptops (and also because I’m on mobile rn).
- Raye













