#admin tomura

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Dabi: when i get murdered can you make sure i become an unsolved case?

Shigaraki: what?

Dabi: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Shigaraki: can we go back to the part where you said ‘when i get murdered’?

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Shigaraki: Talk to the hand

Dabi: Sure. Which one?

Shigaraki: ..... pick one

Dabi: Fine. Turn around I wanna talk to the one on your back so I don´t have to look at you

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Dabi, showing Toga a photo on his phone: Look at this cool bird I saw

Toga: It looks so tasty! I wanna bite it!

Dabi: ....... why can´t I have a normal conversation with you? Just once

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Dabi: The only thing less functional than this hero society is my Wi-Fi connection

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Twice: Oh boy 3 am! Time for some ice cream!

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Shigaraki: You know what, I don´t deserve all this shit coming to me. But this guy over there *points towards Dabi* deserves it all. Every little bit

Dabi: Hell yes I deserve it all. Money, power, fame. All the good things

Shigaraki: That´s not what I meant

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Shigaraki: Can I ask how far you are with the preparations for the next mission?

Dabi: Of course you can!

Shigaraki: .................. and. Do I get an answer too?

Dabi: oh. An answer? Nah

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the League walking through a haunted house

Toga: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you!

Dabi: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.