Not-So-Correct BNHA Villain Quotes

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No one:

Dabi’s brain: Don’t allow anyone to help you or be close to you.

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Dabi, after finding out about Hawks’s betrayal: I’m glad my instant dislike of you has been validated.

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When I go to Hell I’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me.

Dabi

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Toga: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach!

Kurogiri: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all.

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Shigaraki: Kurogiri, give me something blunt!

Kurogiri: You have a hard time letting people in and trusting individuals.

Shigaraki: I meant an object!

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Giran: Shigaraki is utterly, laughably unqualified to be a leader. Some offense.

Shigaraki: Uh... some taken?

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The three types of friends

Twice, Magne, Kurogiri, Spinner: I hope you’re okay.

Shigaraki, Mustard, Mr Compress: Stop falling down the stairs.

Dabi, Toga, Muscular: How did the ground taste?

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Giran: People I work with all think my name is Giran.

Twice: Yeah- wait, what?

Giran: Don’t worry about it.

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Dabi, walking in dramatically: Sup Spinner: We thought you were dead! Dabi: When I die, it'll be as god intended... Dabi: Choked to death by a disgruntled pimp (Source: The Legend of Vox Machina)

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Shigaraki: Those were all bad ideas, and you should feel bad Mr. Compress: I don't know Dabi's solo mission idea sounded good Dabi: Thank you... Mr. Compress: It would fail in a most entertaining way Dabi: [Glares and gives him the finger] Shigaraki: [Trying not to laugh] (Source: The Legend of Vox Machina)

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Shigaraki: Wait... why are we speaking English? Twice: So they don't have to use subtitles Aoyama: S'il te plaît! Ne faites pas de mal à mes amis ! Shigaraki: What did he just say? Twice: I don't know... he wasn't using subtitles (Source: Green Acres)

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Twice: ... I was all alone, out in the wilderness. I didn't know where I was, totally lost! I didn't know what I was gonna do Giran: What did you do? Twice: I spotted this little spark, up in the mountains, and so I climbed and climbed to see what it was. And you know what I found when I reached the top of that mountain? This here fancy crystal [Holds it up and stares at it in wonderment] I thought it was real neat and sparkly, so I picked it up! Giran: Uh huh Twice: But, then I slipped down the mountain, bumped my noggin, broke my leg, it got infected, I got real sick, it was days before my parents found me. I had to eat so many worms [wistful sigh] But! If it wasn't for this good luck charm, I don't know how I would have3 survived. Yep! Been wearin' it ever sense! Giran: But, if you hadn't climbed up the mountain to get it, you wouldn't have fallen off... Twice: Yep, good ol lucky crystal Giran: But, how is the crystal lucky? Immediately after finding it you fell off a mountain? Twice: The point is no matter how dark things might get, you always gotta look for the little spark that'll show you the way Giran: But, it didn't show you the way? Twice, not listening to him: I mean look, even now, after our base is gone and Kurogiri is captured and we have no money, Shiggy's still tryin' to figure out how to win Giran, giving up trying to reason with him: That's uh... that's a real nice lucky crystal there Jin (Source: Kid Cosmic)

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Deku: So is there anything we can do? Giran: There is, but it's extremely dangerous and illegal... Deku, sadly: Oh... Giran: So you're in the right place! (Source: The Owl House)

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Deku: Is this legal? Dabi: Everything's legal when there's not a cop around! Deku: I don't think that's true... Toga: Hooray! A bad example! (Source: Gravity Falls)

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Toga: There's only one thing to do when friends can't see eye to eye! Dabi: Fight to the death! Twice: Hug each other really hard! Toga: ... no? (Source: The Owl House)

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Villain Deku: I so am a villain! Dabi: Oh yeah? Prove it Villain Deku, dramatically throwing trash on ground: Take that society! Dabi: ... Villain Deku: ... Dabi: ... Villain Deku: ... Dabi, sighing: Fine, follow me Villain Deku: [Picks up the trash as soon as Dabi's back is turned, then follows Dabi] Dabi: [Pretends not to notice Deku picked up the trash] (Source: SystemaKhaosu