#adopted anon

[price-ofthe-job]

not my best work but it’s better than Ai slop

-🍰

You did AMAZING and I am proud of you kiddo.

[nikolai-ask-blog]

I have a cold (•́ ᴖ •̀)

-𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

Oh I know what to give you

Mystery family soup.

[thefoundersofrobloxia]

[MOD] please just undoom them already /J /silly @telamon-thesfothprotector @sillywillyanon

Builderman was visibly nervous to go inside Telamon's— well, Shedletsky's office (they might need to correct that nameplate if Shedletsky doesn't become Telamon anytime soon).

"it'll be fine, he won't blame you." Roblox tried to reassure.

"How can you know that? He's probably still mad at me anyways."

Roblox sighed, patting Builderman's shoulder before knocking on the door.

[gaz-asker]

remember when the 🌷 anon asked to date you when they were adopted??

-🧷

Yea... that was weird..

[miascookieshelter]

Adopted anon and...oh dear god I just looked outside and I think I saw ruby stabbing the humanoid goo woman...which, from the news, I think is a version of DE...I also see the others with them and even affogato is out there throwing something at them...and...ruby just saw me and magically closed my blinds...should I be worried? Should I call cookie control??? And wait ruby just teleported to me and is asking me to type something...

Ruby here, magically typing on her phone...things aren't entirely going according to plan, the dark enchantress is tougher than she seems so I couldn't take her down on my own...plan solo failed so had to call everyone...we are winning...how does cookie control want us to deal with the bodies or do they want the bodies? Like in those old history tales where they try to deal with a snake problem by putting a bounty on the snakes? If so how much are they paying?

They DO want the bodies for research purposes. I don't know what KIND of research, that's deeply classified, but I just know they need it.

I have seen the bounty prices rise over time, I believe right now it stands at $100k?

[telamon-thesfothprotector]

(omg why is this so scary to read....😰 m so scared vro)

- A.A

be scared it only gets worse <3

[asksebs]

hey dad do you have fruit gummies? i want snack :3

-Adopted Anon

“Uhh.. I might, lemme just-”

Sebastian dug around in his jacket pockets for a few moments before eventually pulling out a small packet of fruit gummies he had managed to grab from one of the Blacksite vending machines not so long ago.

“Gotcha- here you are.”

He hummed, handing the packet to the smaller being.

[desultory-suggestions]

(Adopted anon) Can I bring mac n cheese? I’m not very good at cooking much else other than that unfortunately :””/

Sure! You can bring basically anything except a loaf of wonder bread because my mom still hates it. Also heads up, you now have three brothers, one in college who is 6′3 and one who is a freshman in high school and already a drama kid. Oh and also me! Also, our dad is a peak dad. Like no dad has ever been as dad as our dad.