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Armond - he's beauty, he's grace, he'll take a shit in your suitcase

Most wondrous hotel manag'r to be

until he wast not to be

wasn't the arch nemesis of little b1tch shane

until he did start doing coc@1ne

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Daemon Targaryen - Yours truly, uncle daddy <3

L'rd fleabottom is mine own name

'mongst smallfolk is wh're i did get mine own fame

i loveth s'rving cvnt day and night

Rhaenyra as mine own wife and queen is what doth feel right

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Vhagar - your friendly neighbourhood meemaw🙂

I still yearn f'r the valorous times with visenya

at which hour we'd commit wars crimes and the lady'd sayeth "love ya"

maybe t's why i pick'd aemond

because he's a babygirl f'r violence and trust fund

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Jacaerys Velaryon - I was my dads' favourite

I am the queen's firstb'rn

and tis' the iron throne i shalt ad'rn

aegon ii hath used to beest the fusty'r broth'r i never had

and tis baela f'r whom i'm downbad

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Valentina - nice to women only

The only timeth i feeleth gay

is when women bid me "hey"

i loveth being a white lotus manager

only a dram m're than subjecting men to mine own anger

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Lucerys Targaryen- mama's boy II

Thee can calleth me moth'r’s favourite

and each timeth i rideth with arrax, i feeleth infinite

while i knoweth taking aemond's eye wast a dram extreme

that gent can hardly blame me if the pig madeth me beam

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Laena Velaryon - boys? I'm the lady that flies and exudes cool vibes

I am the princess of the tides

vhagar is with whom i go on rides

daemon is a husband, friend and much m're

but oft tis rhaenyra i ad're

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Aemond Targaryen - mama's boy I

I shouldst've been the oldest boy

because anon i knoweth nay joy

but i liketh that mine own haircut is v'ry symmetric

and i couldst beest a b'rd'rline religious fanatic

- Spit It Like Shakespeare (Adria Draca)